When is Kens release date?

[PigFish]

Just now, Ken Gargett said:

far too late

Story of my life! Ahead of the curve or behind the 8-ball, anything but at the right moment and the proper place!

[JohnS]

15 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

john, i've been crook for a week. just when i start to feel better, you bring up that!

had the iceman (and if ever anyone was named in irony) been able to kick those penalties in the bledisloe, we might still be in it.

i note how quade was torn apart for stuffing a kickoff in the world cup. foley manages three metres and the discussion by the commentators is on how we must improve but not a single mention of foley. i did say to a mate he was truly the worst flyhalf ever to play for australia but then i was reminded of david knox. and then lloyd walker. it is a low bar.

what is hannigan doing in a wallaby jersey. he is not fit to wash one. no need to wash kerevi's - he is never going to dirty it tackling. people want izzy to back to league. why on earth would he. he bounces around like a big puppy, completely unaware as to what he should be doing to be a real dog. why go to league where you would have to tackle and work hard? hooper? a dimwitted pillock who is the greatest show pony to ever play for the wallabies. sure, he likes the spotlight but get in and do the hard work. you are the captain. not a fraction of the player that you'd find with pocock, david wilson, chris roche, george smith, poidevin.

as for the scrum?????

and seriously, dempsey plays a few bog average minutes of super rugby - good enough to be a wallaby. simmons is not wanted until he swaps to nsw and then chieka can't reward him quick enough. had a gutful of cheika. anything in blue must be good. refs are always to blame. we are much better than we seem to be. christ, who can remember us winning a test? australian rugby is an utter shame now. and as for the aru and the force, i normally have good blood pressure but not if i even start to think of that cesspool.

we now aspire to mediocrity. but don't get me started.

Aah well, yeah, sorry about that. Good points about the rugby, I was just happy that the Wallabies employed a kicking game in the last test against South Africa. You've got to start somewhere I suppose.

[RijkdeGooier]

Is Ken in jail? Holy smokes  

What's the offence?

[Fugu]

1 hour ago, RijkdeGooier said:

Is Ken in jail? Holy smokes  

What's the offence?

Has obviously been - I am wondering as well....

[Colt45]

Ken has returned, for true and for real!

let the horns sound, let the bells peal!

a month in the cooler might break mortal men

a day at the office for immortal Ken!

like Lemmon and Matthau in grumpy old men

Ayala and Gargett together again

inevitable fireworks, on that you can bet

keep that cell open, don't lock the door yet!

 

 

[vladdraq]

sorry and i apologize for asking, but  who's Ken?

[Doctorossi]

1 hour ago, vladdraq said:

sorry and i apologize for asking, but  who's Ken?

We've all been trying to figure that out for years.

[El Presidente]

3 hours ago, Colt45 said:

Ken has returned, for true and for real!

let the horns sound, let the bells peal!

a month in the cooler might break mortal men

a day at the office for immortal Ken!

like Lemmon and Matthau in grumpy old men

Ayala and Gargett together again

inevitable fireworks, on that you can bet

keep that cell open, don't lock the door yet!

 

 

Ross.....dont encourage him 

He has a cold currently so we are spared somewhat. He says it is ebola. 

[Colt45]

11 hours ago, El Presidente said:

He has a cold currently so we are spared somewhat. He says it is ebola. 

Every forum needs a Felix Unger!

[Ken Gargett]

1 hour ago, Colt45 said:

Every forum needs a Felix Unger!

funny you say that. i could not count the number of times people have compared me to oscar madison. but felix? never before.