Humorous Story about Getting Engaged

[dominattorney]

I got engaged last night after a blustery round of golf with a coworker.  Prior to golf, my coworker and I each had a BLT at the concession stand.  I drove to see my girl, did the deed, and we went out to dinner.  She was very happy (can't imagine why), and we had a lovely dinner.  Halfway through dinner, the BLT starts to severely disagree with me.  I had to take about 3 trips to the bathroom before the bill came.  Luckily sweetheart didn't notice as she was busy posting on Facebook.  However, it took me until roughly noon today to get the ol' GI track straightened out.  I had terrible visions of what might happen at the gym had I sidled up to the squat rack this morning, as is my Wednesday custom. 

And before anyone jumps down my throat telling me it was nerves and not food poisoning, the guy I played golf with said he had to pull over by the side of the highway to "use the facilities" (grass and leaves) or else risk the imminent destruction of his leather interior.

PS, in honor of the Fuente family and their recent misfortune, we smoked 888 Anejos while we played golf.  They were a nice change of pace, though the 30 MPH wind kept blowing them out. 

[Drguano]

"did the deed, and we went out to dinner."

When did you get around to proposing?

Congratulations, by the way!

[garbandz]

more a story of ruined digestion.

your engagement barely shows in the story.

overruled !

[Guest Nekhyludov]

Congrats on the engagement @dominattorney!

[Corylax18]

Congratulations!! We'll have to celebrate with a smoke soon.

[Dmpotocek]

Congrats. From my experience, and that of my buddies, I've learned that as long as the rock is big enough, there is no wrong way to propose.


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[luv2fly]

Congrats!  Seems like only yesterday I popped the question.  Enjoy your (her) day.

[luv2fly]

17 hours ago, dominattorney said:

"use the facilities" (grass and leaves)

Been there, done that and got the T-shirt........

[PigFish]

.... that's what you get for smoking Fuentes! Let that be a lesson to you!

Congrats! -the Pig

[SignalJoe]

Congratulations on your engagement! Although Piggy may be on to something about that Fuentes.  

[dominattorney]

Thanks for the kind words, gents.  Re the Fuentes--can it be true that crime doesn't, in fact, pay?

[OZCUBAN]

Congrats ?

[mrretrohale]

Congrats bud!


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[Smokin Joe]

On 04/13/2017 at 8:40 AM, dominattorney said:

And bef anyone jumps down my throat telling me it was nerves and not food poisoning...

You know it may be a simple allergy to marriage. I think there is a test for that.

Congratulations either way.

[rhcolbert]

Blt will have special place in memory now forever! 

 

Congrats ??

[Danimalia]

Congrats! Hope you have many happy years together.

[topdiesel]

I always enjoy reading beautiful heartwarming stories from sentimental lawyers.  Such a special day.  Congrats.

 

Can't wait to read the story about your first child's birth.