Orion21 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I see your carrot and raise you a pear. Why a pear you say? Why not? The type of reward that is promised in return matters not. Freedom and Liberty are all that is required. To secure said pear after it has already expired. So educate your young to understand this debate. See past the pear to the real point of our global debate. In the meantime, light up and celebrate that we are free as the birds. Just don't be that bird who flies to the park. No smoking allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeedubbya Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I can't imagine we will make posterity proud, The closer we get to seeing the embargo lift The closer toward communism we seem to get What's our way out of this big ole mess An election of two shameful candidates for pres. We should care most that only 30 percent vote Our forefathers would be pained at the history we wrote At least we have the universal friendship of the smoke I just hope taxes and 24:24 don't make me broke! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamondog Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I wish the 24 24 would make me broke...my cards run deep and when i buy it aint no joke! but alas i dont seem to get the timing right to buy a box or 10 of my favorite delight...so ill keep checkin and one day the stars will align and ill pull the trigger in due time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomF Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Some people can't help making it political it's just poetry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmg Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Haiku! how could you? senseless rhyming is the theme just kidding, proceed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MnBrian Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Holy crap, a contest? I can't believe my burning eyes! I hope Rob doesn't mind it, but I'd like to subsidize by buying lots of stock, I hear a guy can really score If he takes a second mortgage on those 24/24's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGlass Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I proceed to order more and more, while staring anxiously at the door. I'm still not sure who will cause more strife, government, debt collectors or my wife. Now I sit here budgeting my pay, Ensuring there's a cigar for tomorrow, and one for today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DropTopDee Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 its a prerequisite to end my day without it i'd go astray. a sip and a puff ...man was that honey? Hush up ROB and take my money. Arms folded with the meanest glare, yea she doesn't think this sh*t is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsolomon Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I wait each day to do my part, but many times I miss the start. I send an email and await Di's reply, but once again I missed the buy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickHendeson Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 That seems to be a common lament From those collectors who are hell-bent Yet sleepy from the day gone by Or with kids enough to patience try 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattygukas Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Patience is a virtue, so say the czars But it is so hard to show, while aging my cigars. I need a reason, for a walk-in humidor, Or my wife will surly, show me the door. I say it was another twenty four twenty four, but then she follows up with nevermore nevermore. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sighuber Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 It was a story that the Prez requested But it seems that some members need to be more rested The thread morphed into a series of rhymes Explaining how this hobby takes all our time... So let's get back to the task requested Why had the smoke detector not been tested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribeye Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 All OK. The detector has been tested, as suggested. I lament the tone should be rested. I attempt to give the post a bump. I dare not mention an aspiring politico that sounds like grump. I prefer to speak of ammo and gun, but that too is a topic to shun. Some prefer a gal who sounds shrill...the one whose husband left us a bill If selected and elected, all my posts will be collected. Then our sons, guns and loved ones will be highly taxed. while those who sit at home their checks will be maxed. Where in the world is left to go, I know not. but here with my cigar brethren, I've hit the jackpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePolskiOgorki Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 A poet I am not, But I will give it a shot, Forget about checking the smoke detector, The requirement is merely conjecture, Our chef is a master so we can risk it, Get out the knife and slice the brisket, Pile it high on a bun, With coleslaw but not a creamy one, Chew slow and savor, Don't rush your experience of flavor, When the meal is done, Pour the bourbon, Put out that cheroot, And lets find a box to loot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattygukas Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Now that my stomach is full, it is time for that hidden jewel. So I dig in my humidor, find my aged bolivar libertador. I light it up, good rum in my cup, and enjoy the old Cuban tour. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raginaharjar Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Relatively new as a afficionado I have now found my Eldorado As Prez said, it´s a slippery slope Buying cigars at 24:24 has become my dope Oh man am I waiting for Boli PC Whats up next, I´m eager to see (pardon my english, not my native language) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akela3rd Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 A fella called Raginaharjar He likes to smoke a cigar He's hooked on the sale The buzz never fails Now he's waiting on his Bolivar Boom boom! Sent from my HTC One M8s using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper669 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 As winter turns to spring I finally begin to smoke outside With a cocktail around the fire ring Maybe I'll take Monte A for a ride 3 hours should be enough To make it to Monte's final puff. nubbed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsolomon Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 It has been a bad Spring and I hate to complain, but so far this year we have had too much rain. 19 out of 23 days in May and I'm feeling down, and the sun came out today eliminating my frown. I'm outside with my cigar trying to escape these blues, with the thermometer reading almost 82. There's a brisket to smoke for a weekend bash, and friends to celebrate with cigars smoked down to the ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MnBrian Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I bought a bird feeder for the warm weather but cardinal or blue jay neither showed their face together. Every morning I'd wake early and look out my window, and the feeder would be surely running lower than low Until one day I came from work and went on up to my room, to see the thieving jerk was just a dang raccoon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagermeister Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Definitely a burglar, just look at his mask! That raccoon sure seems up to the task. Looks like you caught him red-handed, Celebrate by smoking something double-banded. And when you go out and kick the bugger in the crotch, Might I suggest pairing with a nice single malt scotch? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteMamba Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Are you suggesting that he eat the raccoon? I think he would be much better eating a macaroon. Maybe you have had too much Yager. I recommend just sending your friend to your neighbor. (its close ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmg Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 its been raining cats and dogs, in hanoi since last night dont worry he says, everythings gonna be allright i have my ol' surf board, and nothing to do i think I'll go rowing, you think that'd be cool? row once to the left, roll once to the right this guy's having a blast, you can tell he's a sight a sight for the locals, who are in awe of his skills these pix have been circulating all morning, absolutley no frills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagermeister Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 No, I was actually talking about pairing the cigar. Some people eat racoons, but I don't know who they are. I can plainly see why you'd be confused, I admit that the order of my phrases was abused. Next time I will endeavor to do better, But at the risk of this turning into a letter, Let me wrap this up, I won't say any more. Oh boy, it's time for 24:24! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftimatic Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 24:24 you say? well today is my lucky day a brand new credit just came my way here's a little thing that seems funny to me my cigars appreciate more than my RRSP's and this is the reason to keep buying for life I plan to crunch some numbers.... and then convince the wife She has to agree, It's plain to see I'm not joking, crazy nor even slightly off it but wait........ how do I explain my smoking the profit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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