El Presidente Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 The things you conceive when you are tanked A good mate of ours is overseas with his family for another few months. One of my good mates is house sitting his luxury home located on the Brisbane river. Do forum members consider it innapropriate to take a photo on his marital bed ....three of his best friends .....naked.....pillows (his) covering the nether region.....smoking cigars.....with the caption..."Merry Christmas!!!!" I am sure he will see the funny side...not so sure about the wife 4
Colt45 Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 A bunch of naked dudes snuggled together in bed? I imagine the Mrs. will have quite the (last) laugh! 1
Munts Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I would say that a lot of babies are conceived when people are tanked!!
skalls Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 That's disturbing drunk logic. My brother and a couple of our friends very nearly went back to a casino with a sure fire way to beat the casino at their own game. When sober the next day the math very clearly showed the folly of drunk math.
topdiesel Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I think all is fair game when you choose a drunk such as your good mate to house sit your mansion.
Pariah89 Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 So long as all you did was take a photo, (and no extra curricular activities took place) should be fine!
JohnS Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 At least they'll find out how far their friendship gets stretched after the wife sees the photo! 1
khamy Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Do we know for a fact it was indeed cigars that were involved in the alleged photo? 1
RDBM Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I think at the very least it's gonna cost your mate some new bed sheets when his Mrs sees the pics
polarbear Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I've never understood the link between inebriation and exposing ones junk I have a good friend who has a skin full and then always decides its a good idea to pull his **** out at the table 2
jwr0201 Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I say go for it! Can always burn the sheets and bed coverings!
Fuzz Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I think at the very least it's gonna cost your mate some new bed sheets when his Mrs sees the pics Just new sheets? There were 3 naked guys in the bed, covering their nads with the pillows. I'd be wanting a new sheets, pillows and a bed! 2
MIKA27 Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I don't get the logic personally, 3 naked guys... (NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT) but especially on another persons bed...well, that sux 1
foursite12 Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 You do NOT EVER invade a brother's intimate space and you ALWAYS respect his wife. Sober or drunk don't matter. Sorry, crawling back in my cave now with this glorious Dip 2. Stay off my lawn! 3
LGC Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Had a wife's coworker dog sit once. When I got home, there was shitt splashed all over my couch, stereo, and TV. She put my duvet cover in the wash with red, wax cheese wrapper. My untouched, Cuban match boxes were used. Who knows if her boyfriend went through my cigars... or if she had friends over. I let all the wive's coworkers know what freaking trash she is. I now am EXTRERMELY careful about letting any punks or trash come in my house. I can't stand people who act like kids and disrespect other's belongings. 1
habanolover Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Ahhhh, Noooooo! I guy and two girls...in a guest room, maybe
irratebass Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I think the best thing here is to not let Rob house sit for you.
busdriver Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 All for it. A) it is up to your mate to decide whether or not his wife will find it funny prior to showing her the pic. Just because some of us have grown up and have houses and all the trimmings doesn't mean we have lost our sense of humor! That type of gag is funny at all times, the more inappropriate.....the funnier!
ElPuro Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Buddy of mine and I came up with a drunk plan to rehab my laundry room. After reviewing when sober, we proceeded and the end product turned out great! That is the only time that has happened though. One friend of mine decided to see if his car could make it over the piles of snow in our backyard. End up "grounding" out and teetering. The tow driver the next day....
PigFish Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 I was taught that are three levels of Tequila. Level 1: You are funny. Level 2: You are good looking. Level 3: You are bulletproof. I have since come to understand that I am all but level 3 without Tequila... Without being either Level 1 or Level 2 (as a result of Tequila) I can shoot back! Me, I don't need Tequila. To answer the OP question... It depends on the pranks that the group consider acceptable. It is not up to me. Generally when your friends are crass, well, you are too! During my bachelor party, one of my groomsmen borrowed the money from me (I was at the craps table) to tag team a hooker with his brother in their suite... They were drunk... Hell, at least they had the courtesy to invite me and do it in their own room!!! -LOL Yes, and I was crass enough to give them the money. Today they would deny it, well, one brother anyway. Me, I would still give them the money! -Piggy 1
ThatAlfonso Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 I've never understood the link between inebriation and exposing ones junk I have a good friend who has a skin full and then always decides its a good idea to pull his **** out at the table If only the women were on our same wavelength.....
Colt45 Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 3 naked guys... (NOT THAT THERE's ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT) The new billboard for Wet! If I were the wife in question, pic gets posted everywhere possible on the internet, then Christmas cards printed and sent to everyone they know - "Merry Christmas From Priscilla Queen of The Desert and Friends"! 1
Troels Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 I wouldnt let my house be sitted by friends who would do that. Would be a little offended and want them out of there - but thats just me, we are all different
Lotusguy Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 They would very rapidly be my ex-mates. Absolutely unacceptable.
Smooth Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Yeah... nah... don't think it's funny. Well it is funny from my end but if it was my mate I'd be annoyed as the master suite should be off limits to a mate house sitting.
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