Smithy update - Breaking News!

[Habanos2000]

I guess Shoo Away doesn't work for everything?

[Omskakas]

I have no idea what's happening with Smithy but here's 400 Aussies hiding their heads in sand:

[Daz]

Smithy's biggest fan

[Ken Gargett]

I have no idea what's happening with Smithy but here's 400 Aussies hiding their heads in sand:

yes, apparently to protest something re the G20.

just the small issue that this is at bondi and the G20 is in brizzy, about 1,000 kms away. not sure the leaders will be taking that much notice.

as for smithy,

... not another one.

[jabster]

I have no idea what's happening with Smithy but here's 400 Aussies hiding their heads in sand:

Finally more bike racks for Sydney's bikes

[jabster]

This sums it up.

[Carts]

Alastair... how long does it take you to eat your museli

[Maplepie]

"Huh... So men CAN'T breastfeed."

[Fosgate]

"How can you be pregnant? You didn't swallow!"

[Omskakas]

"Huh... So men CAN'T breastfeed."

Only after this comment I really saw that Smithy was holding a baby!

That reminds me of the other thing that happened. I bet the baby was as terrified as these hairy fellas.

[Smalls]

Whatever happens in Havana..... Goes everywhere in pictures on the internet..

[Colt45]

Smithy's?

Kuato!

[Tino]

I'm just going to leave these here.......

No comment on my behalf. Let's see what you lot can spin to explain this. The comment that makes me spit out my museli on Monday morning wins a cigar!

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"No Smithy, this is how you do the funky chicken."

[ZAZ]

Whatever happens in Havana..... Goes everywhere in pictures on the internet..

[AlastairE]

Alastair... how long does it take you to eat your museli

Monday morning mate! Just trawling through the thread now

[AlastairE]

Some excellent responses here, but I have to give the win to Lasabar! :lol:

"This one's a real cracker!"

"Still a bit young and will get better with age, no prominent veins, good construction but a couple soft spots near the head. Doesn't seem to be plugged but notice the rounded middle, it may be a bit overfilled"

Well done man, I didn't spit out my breakfast, but I had a good chuckle! PM me your address and I'll sort something out for you

[Lasabar]

Awesome!

My sarcastic-ness finally pays off!

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Soooo.... Care to explain what Smithy was actually up to? My curiosity knows no boundaries

[asmith]

I turn up and find this ****.

Our wonderful like cafe staff member Sarah, who we did electrocute not once but twice, brought her beautiful little boy in for show and tell. So while I am holding the kid these idiots think that I look like a dad with a kid. Well done Sarah!

[Ken Gargett]

I turn up and find this ****.

Our wonderful like cafe staff member Sarah, who we did electrocute not once but twice, brought her beautiful little boy in for show and tell. So while I am holding the kid these idiots think that I look like a dad with a kid. Well done Sarah!

"Our wonderful like cafe staff member"??

seriously? you like wanna be like 16 like again? like.

twice? you people are the keystone kops.

mind you, f-in-law of a great mate of mine electrocuted himself, years ago. a tragedy of course but the funeral just one of those days. he was not, shall we say, an overly popular man.

another good mate and i were late for the funeral. go in to the back row and my mate says, top volume, 'who the hell knew he owed this many people money'! a lot of dirty stares. not a good start.

it got immeasurably worse when we realised we were at the wrong funeral. we were told xx street. who knew xx street had two churches and both were having funerals. as we pushed our way out, past lots of seriously unimpressed (justifiably) mourners, my mate, as a farewell, the loudest and most inappropriate joke ever.

so we go up the road, by now we are seriously late. to the much, much smaller funeral. after it, our other mate (aka son-in-law), who did not get on with the deceased, but then no one did, went around to everyone going, "shocking. just shocking. i was shocked when i heard the news. were you shocked?" needless to say, no chance of straight faces. we felt it best not to attend the wake. not our finest hour.