AlastairE Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I'm just going to leave these here....... No comment on my behalf. Let's see what you lot can spin to explain this. The comment that makes me spit out my museli on Monday morning wins a cigar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogieluver Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 But, but...I don't even RECOGNIZE you. What is your name again??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carts Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Came to trade my first born for some PSP Sir Winnies but I'd settle for Guants. All this thing does is **** its pants 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Woookie, Wookie, wookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 which one is smithy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 which one is smithy? The one that looks like Waldo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfall Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "I know I was drunk during the last LFTW, but I don't remember winning this!......is this thing at least PSP?" " Can I keep it in my online locker?" "I will name him Oris" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffDaddie Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overproof Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Smithy: "Look at my baby" Lady: (Taking closer look) "Who are you?" "Hey! That's a baby doll you freak!" Flag Legs: Stalks lady from behind... Lady: Knocked out.... Smithy "Quick put the Online Humidor stock in the boot and grab some Shoo-Aways!! There's 20 turds here this weekend and we gotta keep the fly's off the ****!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carts Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 i didn't even see the baby. changed my entry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA27 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Ahmmm.... Rob's not really in Canada, I kidnapped him, he's in the trunk. (Smithy opens the trunk, Rob gets out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper669 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, the kid is trying to nurse on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLB03TT Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Smithy's dedication to FOH shows no bounds. Meet Smithy Junior, I will not get into genetics at this time, getting his first lessons in FTWH cigar grading. Rob's not gettin' any younger, ya know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srbbones Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "Now this Cuban-made sedan is just what you are looking for. You better act fast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJP Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "Testing done, Shoo-away is not a contraceptive " have to take that out of the new marketing campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGC Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "You told me you were on the pill..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasabar Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "This one's a real cracker!" "Still a bit young and will get better with age, no prominent veins, good construction but a couple soft spots near the head. Doesn't seem to be plugged but notice the rounded middle, it may be a bit overfilled" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Smithy: "Whaddya mean this baby's not PSP? It Poops, Sleeps and Poops some more! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeskow Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 The dingo ate my baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicky Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Who is the Dude he's with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soutso Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 "Don't worry, just a few more months and he'll be over the sick period." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potpest Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I'll ignore the fact he's using foh premises to sell newborn children these days. I'm just glad he's shaved that awful beard off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Festa Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 which one is smithy? Both! Knowing what he's capable of! He's there to "Put right what once went wrong." Sent from my iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polarbear Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Everyone needs a hobby I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Three possibilities: A. Smithy has a new career as a ventriloquist B. He dug up Yoda's corpse to sell on ebay C. The aliens did more than 'probe' Smithy on the mothership Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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