Smithy update - Breaking News!

[AlastairE]

I'm just going to leave these here.......

No comment on my behalf. Let's see what you lot can spin to explain this. The comment that makes me spit out my museli on Monday morning wins a cigar!

[stogieluver]

But, but...I don't even RECOGNIZE you. What is your name again???

[Carts]

Came to trade my first born for some PSP Sir Winnies but I'd settle for Guants. All this thing does is **** its pants

[rckymtn22]

Woookie, Wookie, wookie!

[Ken Gargett]

which one is smithy?

[rckymtn22]

which one is smithy?

The one that looks like Waldo....

[Skyfall]

"I know I was drunk during the last LFTW, but I don't remember winning this!......is this thing at least PSP?"

" Can I keep it in my online locker?"

"I will name him Oris"

[PuffDaddie]

What is it?

[Overproof]

Smithy: "Look at my baby"

Lady: (Taking closer look) "Who are you?" "Hey! That's a baby doll you freak!"

Flag Legs: Stalks lady from behind...

Lady: Knocked out....

Smithy "Quick put the Online Humidor stock in the boot and grab some Shoo-Aways!! There's 20 turds here this weekend and we gotta keep the fly's off the ****!!!"

[Carts]

i didn't even see the baby. changed my entry

[MIKA27]

Ahmmm.... Rob's not really in Canada, I kidnapped him, he's in the trunk. (Smithy opens the trunk, Rob gets out)

[cooper669]

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, the kid is trying to nurse on me!

[FLB03TT]

Smithy's dedication to FOH shows no bounds. Meet Smithy Junior, I will not get into genetics at this time, getting his first lessons in FTWH cigar grading. Rob's not gettin' any younger, ya know!

[srbbones]

"Now this Cuban-made sedan is just what you are looking for. You better act fast!"

[NJP]

"Testing done, Shoo-away is not a contraceptive " have to take that out of the new marketing campaign.

[LGC]

"You told me you were on the pill..."

[Lasabar]

"This one's a real cracker!"

"Still a bit young and will get better with age, no prominent veins, good construction but a couple soft spots near the head. Doesn't seem to be plugged but notice the rounded middle, it may be a bit overfilled"

[Fuzz]

Smithy: "Whaddya mean this baby's not PSP? It Poops, Sleeps and Poops some more!

[joeskow]

The dingo ate my baby

[Wicky]

Who is the Dude he's with?

[soutso]

"Don't worry, just a few more months and he'll be over the sick period."

[potpest]

I'll ignore the fact he's using foh premises to sell newborn children these days. I'm just glad he's shaved that awful beard off.

[Jeremy Festa]

which one is smithy?

Both!

Knowing what he's capable of!

He's there to "Put right what once went wrong."

Sent from my iPhone

[polarbear]

Everyone needs a hobby I guess...

[Drguano]

Three possibilities:

A. Smithy has a new career as a ventriloquist

B. He dug up Yoda's corpse to sell on ebay

C. The aliens did more than 'probe' Smithy on the mothership