Popular Post asmith Posted October 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2014 Ok so I have been missing in action but I do poke my head into the office every now and then and I do read the forum. You can add whatever abuse you want for my lack of posts but I still love you lot. I have noticed some changes around the office here and I am not sure they are for the best. Don't get me wrong Di is still busting her chops keeping this place running smoothly. Along with the young punks who seem to be doing a good job, mind you there are three of them doing what I did. The cafe is pumping with all the young drama students. But it's Rob I am worried about. I think he has been kidnapped!!! There is this guy in the office who sort of looks like Rob, except he doesn't drink, he has a short back and sides haircut, wears short sleeved shirts and is now exercising 5 days of the week, walking 3 and gym for 2. But this morning when he stood there in a fluster asking (almost screeching in a high pitched voice) and stamping his foot "Has anyone seen my grapes and asparagus, my grapes peoples has anyone seen my grapes and asparagus? Don't laugh Smith I need them for my diet." WTF - Does that sound like the Rob you guys know, cause its not the Rob I know so my only guess he has been kidnapped. Best of luck for the guys going to Cuba with this guy because me thinks there will be no cigar factory tours, more organic banana growing and green tea drinking. Come Back Rob!!! Has anyone seen my grapes..... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlastairE Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Along with the young punks who seem to be doing a good job, mind you there are three of them doing what I did. What exactly did you do...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmac77 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I am sure that by the time that I meet up with Rob on the terrace of the National he will be back to his former self cuz it is pretty hard to find grapes and asparagus in Havana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasabar Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I am sure that by the time that I meet up with Rob on the terrace of the National he will be back to his former self cuz it is pretty hard to find grapes and asparagus in Havana. PLENTY of grapes in Havana. They've just been squeezed and fermented! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 is grapes and asparagus simply code for sauv blanc? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorPrincess Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 So funny but soooo true I told him on Monday afternoon before we left for the day...."grab those shopping bags on the table" but no he says ' I will get them in the morning to take up to his "office" ' So Tuesday morning I watch him bring the bags upstairs and think nothing of it... until he asks me on Wednesday afternoon "we are my grapes.?" I told him he bought them upstairs, so begins the search through the whole office and warehouse but to no avail and he is still scratching his head to where they are. Me thinks he threw the bags in the bin with all the groceries but he has denied it until this morning when realized they are nowhere to be found. He has not had a drink of a month now and we exercise 6 days a week so I am not sure this has done something to his memory or not but all I know, one drink in Cuba and he will be on the floor 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 "Has anyone seen my grapes and asparagus?" I thought you meant Rob was not wearing pants again. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorPrincess Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 "Has anyone seen my grapes and asparagus?" I thought you meant Rob was not wearing pants again. brilliant Fuzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulF Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He has not had a drink of a month now and we exercise 6 days a week so I am not sure this has done something to his memory or not but all I know, one drink in Cuba and he will be on the floor + a trillion!!! going through that now and it sort of sucks although it's great... The worst part is the hangovers are so much worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradbrennan Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 all I know, one drink in Cuba and he will be on the floor Are you limiting him to one drink I think I heard something about having a few more?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJP Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Ohhh poop. RA you made it ok to drink at 10am and have a sneaky second cigar with it. Now I need a new mentor.....What's Kenny up too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthson Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hmmm... I thought grapes and asparagus = twig and berries = kochennutz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Ohhh poop. RA you made it ok to drink at 10am and have a sneaky second cigar with it. Now I need a new mentor.....What's Kenny up too? lining up the wines on the counter. you guys ever wonder why we don't do videos when he is not drinking? he's just not that interesting sober. and not that interesting drunk or sober, if i am sober. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Bugger you all! Di found the grapes and asparagus! I left them in a milk crate.....as you do! Like any true athlete.....I have been in training for this Havana event for 18 months. Right now I am in the "Tapering" stage of my training program 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorPrincess Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Are you limiting him to one drink I think I heard something about having a few more?! I am sure Brad that he will have his share in Cuba...I wouldn't limit him to one drink as he wouldn't dare do the same to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 lining up the wines on the counter. you guys ever wonder why we don't do videos when he is not drinking? he's just not that interesting sober. and not that interesting drunk or sober, if i am sober. ken, let me know if you are free Monday for a review. Not drinking until Toronto/Havana will ssave me from those god awful cocktails you have been dishing out. .......Chilli Martini anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I am sure Brad that he will have his share in Cuba...I wouldn't limit him to one drink as he wouldn't dare do the same to me I can't imagine what would the world be sans a bit of nectar of the gods... Not a world I would care to struggle with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 ken, let me know if you are free Monday for a review. Not drinking until Toronto/Havana will ssave me from those god awful cocktails you have been dishing out. .......Chilli Martini anyone? monday should be good - i will be celebrating the glorious skins making it three in a row, with rg3 back in control. shame you wont be drinking - the plan will be two tastings. one of the very top rums. the other of the best of barossa shiraz. so i will have all these open bottles, just sitting there, waiting to go down the sink. just realised i have not had a cigar since i gt back from fraser three weeks ago. overdue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLC Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No worries we'll get him back on track when he gets to Toronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 monday should be good - i will be celebrating the glorious skins making it three in a row, with rg3 back in control. shame you wont be drinking - the plan will be two tastings. one of the very top rums. the other of the best of barossa shiraz. so i will have all these open bottles, just sitting there, waiting to go down the sink. just realised i have not had a cigar since i gt back from fraser three weeks ago. overdue. See you at 1PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdlfoto Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No worries we'll get him back on track when he gets to Toronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No worries we'll get him back on track when he gets to Toronto yes...I remember keith saying the same thing a few years ago.....before he was caught driving the porcelain bus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlomo Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The person who has funky smelling pee stole your asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maplepie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 The person who has funky smelling pee stole your asparagus. Surprise drug test!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrero Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 What exactly did you do...? Along with the young punks who seem to be doing a good job, mind you there are three of them doing what I did. Used to see you in the logistics room once a fortnight Smithy. How is that 'SwishAway' business going anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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