Last Meal

[foreese]

• Two or Three Tomato Sandwich's with white bread loaded with Mayo Salt an Pepper, two giant Halupki's.

A 1/6 keg of pumking from 2011

A Hamlet Salomone

[Habana Mike]

Sauerbraten, Kimchi, Century egg, Ed Zahn's 40yo cheddar, 25 year old Scotch casked at sentencing, the next Gran Reserva they've just started aging leaf for.

Should buy me a little extra time.

[Phillys]

Baked endives with ham and sauce to start. Bigger than Texas rib steak, rare with Schwartz steak spice and seared scallops, bring a lot. Brussels sprouts, and a huge loaf of crispy country bread with fresh butter.

To drink, an old Barolo or Montepulciano d'Abruzzo, and I've been screwed, let me get some Macallan 18 to wash it all down afterwards.

Upmann Sir Winston, PSP please, call Rob I must have some old stock in my OLH. Get me a fiver it's gonna be a long night!

[ramon_cojones]

sup with the diet cokes and coke zeros lol

mexican coke or don't waste your time

[marper331]

I would go for surf and turf

Start me off with a cold seafood platter of Maine lobster tails, jumbo shrimp and raw oysters on the half shell

22oz dry aged kona crusted bone-in ribeye with a side of garlic mashed potatoes

A bottle of 2007 Silver Oak Napa valley Cabernet

Finish it off with a monte A and another bottle of Silver Oak.

[MIKA27]

1. Rib eye charred on the outside but blue in the middle accompanied with fried field mushrooms and asparagus.

2. Glenlivet 18Yo Single malt

3. VR Unicos

Can I also spit in the eye of the Dark Cardinal Ken please for bailing on me and making a deal to save himself?

[Rushman]

Zacapa neat with a rass to open, Caprese Salad, risotto appy, ny strip medium rare, some sort of potatoes (it's the last meal so nothing green), limitless supply of far niente cab, RA gigantes to finish along with rum and tawny port

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[DrunkenMonkey]

-Roti Canai and Nasi Lemak

-Zombie Dust

-Sir Winston

[seanbeer]

1. A meal cooked by my mum and with my family

2. Ch Latour 1999

3. Punch DC

[bummy]

400g Rib Eye (med rare)

Bottle of 18yo highland park

Cohiba 1966

[cigcars]

*I would have the following in this order:

One whole bottle of Yellow Tail Cabernet Sauvignon.

And after I'm good and sauced a Chicago style deep dish pizza full of cheeeeeeeese.

And then Pigfish can allow me a discontinued Dunhill CC for my last smoke.

I'll be ready to fry then!

[Habana Mike]

-Roti Canai and Nasi Lemak

-Zombie Dust

-Sir Winston

Had the first in KL and Sw's a top for me - both great!

Zombie dust - WTF is that ?!?!??!

[Ken Gargett]

In the future....you have been convicted of possessing non plain packaged tobacco and in a quantity larger than 500 grams (Just over a pound). The quantities mean that you were charged as a dealer. You retained ken Gargett as your lawyer... but he did a deal with the prosecutor to see you sink in exchange that he could get off a minor prior of crimes against fashion.

Albeit ken never mentioned that he was a conveyancing lawyer......your pleas of incompetent representation fell on deaf ears. Piggy did a great job in presenting the appeal, but alas his closing arguments based upon all judiciary being "Commie Scum" didn't go down well.

You have been sentenced to death by Electric Chair. Only green energy will be used.

Piggy did manage to get you the following:

1. Last meal of your choosing
2. One bottle of whatever beverage you seek.
3. One cigar

What would you choose?

seriously? i can't even get any peace when in exile?

i was an aircraft/international finance lawyer (no longer wise to say banking lawyer, but that was basically it), not a conveyancing lawyer. trust a real estate agent to get that wrong.

i did one litigation matter, as it was re a matter i was dealing with. i was brilliant. the idiot we were chasing accidently sent a fax to me instead of his own lawyer (kurtley beale, anyone?) saying it was imperative he immediately settled as he was almost out of funds to fight, but under no circumstancees was his lawyer to give us any clue that he was not prepared to fight on. even you could have won that one. even piggy - though the garbage bank manager we were chasing was more corporate greed than commie scum.

for what it is worth,

1. the full degustation at 'el cellar can roca', at girona north of barcelona - love that place (alternatively, a hamburger at a corporate box at the superbowl the next time the skins win the thing. at least, that would ensure years for the appeals).

2. a magnum of 1945 DRC romanee-conti. unlikely as estimates suggest that there might only be one or two left in existence, if that.

3. a monster hamlet, with age, or possibly the tang monarch 02.

now, if you'll leave me alone, i'm back to exile - i plan on re-emerging the minute you get on the plane to cuba so we can have some real fun on the forum! in a 'moderate' way, of course.

[Ken Gargett]

1. 2 kilos of snails cooked in tomato, garlic, chilies and a dash of white wine. Accompanied by two freshly baked French baguettes.
2. Magnum of magnum of 1965 domaine de la romanée-conti
3. Por Larranaga Magnum

given you poked the cage, allow me.

you are a dead set embarrassment.

of all the vintages in burgundy, what graft and corruption could have ever induced you to pick 1965? has there ever been a worse year? diabolically bad. if you were lucky enough to get a bottle from the estate cellars, though they may have used their last stocks for cooking, it is probably quite pleasant. at best. god spare me.

you've chosen a wine that is normally now released at about $7,000 to $10,000 a bottle. to give you an idea of how bad the 65 was, it is available currently in france for $902. and that would only be for some dill who wants to put together a vertical line up and needs it to complete the set. or wants to buy it for a 50th birthday present and has no idea how dire it is. it is the monte C of wines.

and i say this as someone besotted with drc and romanee conti. the greatest wines i have ever had have almost all come from this place.

1965 romanee-conti is not one of them.

[Ken Gargett]

i have read on and may i say, i am delighted to see that others have chastised your choice.

so what if it is your birth year. you plan to drink crap because you happened to slide out on a certain day?

if you are born in the first 9 months of the year, go with the '64 and claim it as from the year of conception (a neat trick for all those born in crap years).

1965 is a tough year to find great wine but the greatest 65s are from close to home. lindemans bin 3110 and bin 3100 1965 (shiraz) from the hunter valley - arguably the two greatest wines australia has ever produced. they are not only still going strong but getting better (be interesting to see if the 2010 grange holds up as well - it will go close). rarely available these days but if they come up at auction, $3k to $5k, though treasury estates is apparently trying to buy back any that do come up.

[Armaniac]

36oz ribeye with pan seared scallops and a mushroom risotto

2 bottles of Remy Martin Black Pearl Louis XIII

Punch DC

[El Presidente]

i have read on and may i say, i am delighted to see that others have chastised your choice.

so what if it is your birth year. you plan to drink crap because you happened to slide out on a certain day?

if you are born in the first 9 months of the year, go with the '64 and claim it as from the year of conception (a neat trick for all those born in crap years).

1965 is a tough year to find great wine but the greatest 65s are from close to home. lindemans bin 3110 and bin 3100 1965 (shiraz) from the hunter valley - arguably the two greatest wines australia has ever produced. they are not only still going strong but getting better (be interesting to see if the 2010 grange holds up as well - it will go close). rarely available these days but if they come up at auction, $3k to $5k, though treasury estates is apparently trying to buy back any that do come up.

Ok...I will take the 1964 DRC!

Alternatively a 4 litre cask of Coolabah Red.....I would look forward to the chair.

[ChanceSchmerr]

Good to see you back, Ken

[Smalls]

Buffet from the Bellagio in Vegas

Macallan 50

HdM Epicure Especial

[shlomo]

sup with the diet cokes and coke zeros lol

mexican coke or don't waste your time

I don't like overly sweet drinks. Never tasted the Mexican variety, but regular Coke is just too sweet for me. Same with Coke Zero. Too sweet.

If no Diet Coke available, I would go for ice water.

[Skyfall]

I also want to add to my list for my meal, an entire box of maximum strength laxatives, so they have one hell of a mess to clean up in that damn chair!!!

[DrunkenMonkey]

Had the first in KL and Sw's a top for me - both great!

Zombie dust - WTF is that ?!?!??!

A fantastic American Pale Ale from Three Floyds brewery in Indiana. It's absolutely stunning, and hard to find. I've only had it twice, but it's amazing.

[skunkmilk]

I also want to add to my list for my meal, an entire box of maximum strength laxatives, so they have one hell of a mess to clean up in that damn chair!!!

Haha! And a cup of olive oil to drink so they slip and break their necks cleaning up...

[pbibby]

Tough call.

Meal: Traditional Thanksgiving meal. (Turkey, potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, etc)

Drink : ICE COLD Mexican coke

Smoke: The best Bolivar Petit Corona you can find.

I too cherish the simple things.

[Cohiba Stevie]

36 oz porterhouse steak - medium rare with tobacco onions, roasted asparagus with garlic and chilli and potato gratin made with strong gruyere and cheddar.

About 7 or 8 pints of my own homebrewed beer.

A cohiba lancero.