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The 10 count boxes for Rob have been excellent. Great picture thanks for sharing and at least you got the ring back!

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A truly good woman is rarer than a box of good cigars. And even they don't age as well as the smokes.

My wife is aging like a fine wine (or a 98 RA 898). Looking better all the time and overtly intoxicating!perfect10.gif

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About older women: (often attributed to Andy Rooney but actually the original similar version was written by Frank Kaiser)

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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...Suddenly, while smoking this cigar, nothing else matters anymore. A real man's Paxil...

Amen brother, Amen!

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Just picked up a HQ box of Mag 50's in the last LFTH. I do agree with you completely. Cigars are definitely the best anti-depressant and mood stabilizer available haha.

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A good cigar will never be disappointed in you, will never scream at you, will always calm you down, and will make you happy.

Or, is that a dog?

Doesn't matter. Both beat a bad woman.

You made the correct choice. Find a great woman who is your best friend and marry her, like I did. She will make your life complete.

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I know what you mean! After three mariages I have found some one who can live with who I am! We have been together thirtyfive years now,she lets me be me!! Very important!

Enjoy those smokes!

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I know what you mean! After three mariages I have found some one who can live with who I am! We have been together thirtyfive years now,she lets me be me!! Very important!

Enjoy those smokes!

Amen to this. Im on number 2 and even though we aren't perfect she lets me be the man bear pig that I am. Im here for ya brother my humidor is always open.
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until you are married ,you are incomplete.

Afterwards,you are finished.............

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Thanks for sharing the experience. The Mag50 is one of my most favorite as well for very much the same reason.

<<see my sig :D>>

Wilkey

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