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Consider one yours brother!

oh boy.

i've got the biggest smile on my face right now.

now..... what to send you in return.................. lookaround.gif

this is going to be fun. lol3.gif

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Just got a new job... Roughly a 45% raise from my old gig... Me and my girlfriend had a celebration dinner here in DC... As the dinner progressed my girlfriend noticed me picking up my phone numerous

Of which I've never done... the crack part that is. Just a stereotypical reference. But you get the gist... I will go broke. I will be divorced. But I'll have a sh*tload of cigars to smoke!

-Exhilerating. -You meet tonnes of interesting people -Have to find a perfect dealer -The government keeps trying to take it away from you -You go to other people's place to sample 'their stuff'

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Gentlemen,

I believe that most cigar smokers suffer from a psychological condition.

Sadly there is no cure.

My wife refers to it as T.A.D.

Tobacco Aquistion Diorder.

The hardest part is knowing when to stop buying.

Oh well you may as well make the best of it.

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The hardest part is knowing when to stop buying.

Let me know when you reach that point - 6 years and 4.5k cigars later, I still haven't found it :lookaround:

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You buy CC's and you buy and you buy, and then you have to buy one of these...

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Obviously, I have more CC buying to do. Damnit all. Oh well, a man has to do what a man has to do.

At least you've still got some room....

Dumped all my coolers into an M Plus D last fall and the coolers are all full again! shead.gif

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I started with a few nasty NC last november. Now last count 25 boxes of cc and climbing. It is like crack have to smuggle past my wife lol.

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It is like crack have to smuggle past my wife lol.

ah! yes...

-making up excuses on where the money went

-explaining how too much is not enough...

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Sounds like we better start a legal fund for Prez cause I can foresee him being called to testify in a bunch of divorces. coverears.gifcovereyes.gif

Mrs. Stogieluver's ******* lawyer: "Ah,Mr. Ayala, did, in fact, Mr. Stogieluver,during the last 24 months, purchase $5000 worth of Cuban Cigars from your business, and with aforethought intentionally proceed to hide those purchases from Mrs. Stogieluver?"

Mr. Ayala: "Your Honor, would ask that ******* to repeat the question?"

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It's comforting knowing we aren't alone.

Rob's OLH makes it even worse. I told myself I'll keep my locker in single digits. Then a dozen....then a bakers dozen. Ok seriously, 15 boxes and no more!

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It's comforting knowing we aren't alone.

Rob's OLH makes it even worse. I told myself I'll keep my locker in single digits. Then a dozen....then a bakers dozen. Ok seriously, 15 boxes and no more!

Keep it in the double digits, you're fine. More than that, well CCBS+++

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Ahhaaa! Now I see the benefit of OLH. I kept thinking I want my boxes in house.

No need to run for the mailbox and try to sneak that white envelope in the house!

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Yep. Now you can spend your entire salary on cigars and the misses will never know...until the bank forcloses and your living in a tent in the park.

But, you will have all the cigars you can smoke!!!

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For me, crack was easy to give up.

Buying cigars, I need to get to a meeting.......

Local meeting of CA: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a cigaraholic....it's been 3 hours since I've smoked a Bolivar.

Hi Bob!

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13 posts and no Rob Ford jokes...

Perhaps the world has finally forgotten. Now us Torontonians can hold our heads up high again...

Mayor of Toronto recently stated: "I may have bought cigars during one of my drunken stupors"

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How about a brochure for

*****INT RESCUE MISSION

Find freedom from buying expensive Non-Cuban Cigars

through our 12:12 Cuban Cheap and Cheerful Rehabilitation Program

Meetings are Live From The Warehouse

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I have to agree - I haven't been at it long at all and it is utterly addictive for so many reasons.

I have also come to the conclusion that the correct number of cigars to own is N+1 where N is the number of cigars (or boxes of) you already own.....

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No kidding. Up until two months ago I was lucky to have 20-30 sticks on hand. Early this month I bought a 12 bottle wineador and it was filled within days. Got rid of that and have now order 28 bottle NewAir. I'm sure I will fill that in a few months also.

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Hmmmmm. Does one qualify by constantly telling non-smoking friends, neighbours, business colleagues and casual acquaintances how much they would enjoy Cuba (and by the way would you mind....)?

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