FOH Dance Report

[El Presidente]

Lisa raised this topic of discussion Friday....with much amusement

She has witnessed all the local lads over the years in full "dance mode"

From Ken's immitation of "Taz" the "Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes cartoons (you need to provide a 3 metre zone with Police tape) to Smithy and his "Bruce Wayne" Batman smooth moves. Macho does the "train" to all songs....stands still and moves his arms up and down from the elbow.

Where do you stand

[laficion]

She has witnessed all the local lads over the years in full "dance mode"

Where do you stand

I stand.............In front of the counter and look

[rckymtn22]

I would be a bit like Elaine from Seinfeld.

[Lotusguy]

That greatly depends on how much alcohol is involved

[Colt45]

Where do you stand

Right now, with some of your recent admissions, as far away from you as possible.

[riazp]

cant really say how i dance, because when I dance, usually means i drank too much and dont remember anything the next morning...

[CigarAsh]

Put me down in the category of "Dance? I danced last night? How much did I have to drink?. No wonder i feel like a truck rolled over my head!".

[Fuzz AI]

Dance moves that everyone should know and use:

Stacking Shelves

Making Boxes

The Garden Sprinkler (bonus cred if you do the sound effects)

Ice Cube Down the Back

[FrankBlack87]

When alcohol is involved yes, lol. its funny most people are thinking " yea im blending in!" when they dance lol

[nonameno]

Hello Fellow FOHers,

Well, it's been years, but back in the day of disco (mid to late 70's), that was the only way to meet girls. It was a blast when you would find a chic, dark, and fancy disco with the girls all dressed up. How did I look dancin'? Probably like a big skinny duck, but it was good enough to meet my late wife!

Thanks,

Curtiss

[brazoseagle]

Texas 2-Step & that Texas Western Swing- You know it!

[BlueClaw]

ok ok ok..

take a lesson from Hitch..

[Hohenthal]

Where do you stand

It does not matter, as long as I STAND.

[thechenman]

I don't dance. Not that I haven't tried, but when I do attempt it...others tell me that's not called dancing...at least not on this planet.

[ckearns]

I won't be the first one on the dance floor, but when push comes to shove I can cut a good rug.

[CanuckSARTech]

I love to get my groove on, especially when slightly imbibed....

[Habanos2000]

I "dance like a white guy".

[mkz]

Dancing is for those that cant afford to stand in the bar drinking!

[Bartolomeo]

I have enjoyed many of a wedding, bar mitzvah, etc w my moves

Sprinkler, lawn mower, shopping cart, etc

I am not shy w some cocktails in me

Bart

[mazolaman]

In my youth, well enough to not go home alone

But now, probably like a farmer with big hands....

[Ken Gargett]

seriously, how much do you drink?

tas? never. not once in my entire life. don't even know how it goes.

[benjaminbbush]

I stand.............In front of the counter and look

x2. I will stand on the dance floor but must have my drink and only if a hottie (when I was single) or my wife (now that i am married) is wanting something to grind on.