El Presidente Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Popped over to Kens for a Vid review of Ramon Allones Gigantes. With Ken being ill for the past 7 weeks and Smithy likewise I was looking forward to a vid review! I arrived at Kens to find him rugged up, coughing and spluttering....a complete mess. Looking around I noticed that running out of things to horde....he had taken up collecting empty plastic bottles...apparently hundreds of them. Further questioning revealed he is using them to collect rainwater for his plants .....which happen to be dead. Ken complained that he is running out of rainwater as it hasn't rained for months. He is apparently oblivious to the fact he lives next to a flowing creek .....let alone the new technology that has taken the world by storm.....the Tap Anyway, Captain grumpy was in fine form.....bitching first that I brought large format cigar and then that he was having a heart attack for which he precribed himself a hit of Mylanta....if only those with heart ailments new that Mylanta is a cure all! Now those that follow the vids understand that Ken holds to a standard of cleanliness only attained by the worlds leading Biosecurity laboratories. During the review my ash fell to the deck Pandedemonium erupted! You would have thought the Ebola Virus had escaped lock down! Ken races inside and brings out his only cleaning tool .....the commercial Air Blower and commences blowing away the ash, myself and anything else within a 3metre radius. He has lost it completely Full review up tomorrow.
j0z3r Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 So...business as usual? Sounds entertaining, will check it out tomorrow.
mkz Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Ken races inside and brings out his only cleaning tool Thats not entirely true is it? From this classic: http://www.friendsofhabanos.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=100013
tmac77 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Classic I have been awaiting Ken's return to the spotlight for some time now.
Dbone Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Ken, you gotta get a grip man!! Maybe you need to spend more time with Rob?!
DougB Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Man...that is Hilarious! can't wait to see the review.
El Presidente Posted August 11, 2011 Author Posted August 11, 2011 Thats not entirely true is it? From this classic: http://www.friendsof...howtopic=100013 Only a twisted genius could have come up with that architectural masterpiece
mkz Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Only a twisted genius could have come up with that architectural masterpiece
Ken Gargett Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Popped over to Kens for a Vid review of Ramon Allones Gigantes. With Ken being ill for the past 7 weeks and Smithy likewise I was looking forward to a vid review! I arrived at Kens to find him rugged up, coughing and spluttering....a complete mess. Looking around I noticed that running out of things to horde....he had taken up collecting empty plastic bottles...apparently hundreds of them. Further questioning revealed he is using them to collect rainwater for his plants .....which happen to be dead. Ken complained that he is running out of rainwater as it hasn't rained for months. He is apparently oblivious to the fact he lives next to a flowing creek .....let alone the new technology that has taken the world by storm.....the Tap Anyway, Captain grumpy was in fine form.....bitching first that I brought large format cigar and then that he was having a heart attack for which he precribed himself a hit of Mylanta....if only those with heart ailments new that Mylanta is a cure all! Now those that follow the vids understand that Ken holds to a standard of cleanliness only attained by the worlds leading Biosecurity laboratories. During the review my ash fell to the deck Pandedemonium erupted! You would have thought the Ebola Virus had escaped lock down! Ken races inside and brings out his only cleaning tool .....the commercial Air Blower and commences blowing away the ash, myself and anything else within a 3metre radius. He has lost it completely Full review up tomorrow. and good to see that in my absence, the brother grimm has been at it again. what a load of cobblers. yes, i am ill. yes, i have some plastic bottles that fill up with excess rainwater and which i occasionally use for the plants - which only die when you crush cigars into them or use them as footstools - pardon me for caring about the environment without trying to tax the hell out of everyone. you deliberately ash on my balcony to annoy me. i deliberately put the blower on you to annoy you. look this forum in the eye and tell me you didn't do it deliberately!! and pardon me for climbing out of my death bed for one reason, and one reason only. because you can't stand to go home and i took pity on you. you turn up in the gayest car ever made, trash the balcony, trash me, bring a bog average cigar and all while i am helping. i will have suitable friends waiting for you next visit.
nick17 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 finaly a new review now that every ones back to "normal" ive seen all the old ones and needed something new
Ken Gargett Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Thats not entirely true is it? From this classic: http://www.friendsof...howtopic=100013 and for the record, this worked!!
asmith Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Full review up tomorrow. Thanks a lot now I have the pressure of a deadline to make you lot look good.
Ken Gargett Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Thanks a lot now I have the pressure of a deadline to make you lot look good. smithy, i was there. nothing is going to make him look good in this one.
asmith Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 and good to see that in my absence, the brother grimm has been at it again. what a load of cobblers. yes, i am ill. yes, i have some plastic bottles that fill up with excess rainwater and which i occasionally use for the plants - which only die when you crush cigars into them or use them as footstools - pardon me for caring about the environment without trying to tax the hell out of everyone. you deliberately ash on my balcony to annoy me. i deliberately put the blower on you to annoy you. look this forum in the eye and tell me you didn't do it deliberately!! and pardon me for climbing out of my death bed for one reason, and one reason only. because you can't stand to go home and i took pity on you. you turn up in the gayest car ever made, trash the balcony, trash me, bring a bog average cigar and all while i am helping. i will have suitable friends waiting for you next visit. Gee I dodged a bullet in that tirade by Ken, thought for sure he would ***** about the time it takes for a review to be up loaded.
LeafLover Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Popped over to Kens for a Vid review of Ramon Allones Gigantes. With Ken being ill for the past 7 weeks and Smithy likewise I was looking forward to a vid review! I arrived at Kens to find him rugged up, coughing and spluttering....a complete mess. Looking around I noticed that running out of things to horde....he had taken up collecting empty plastic bottles...apparently hundreds of them. Further questioning revealed he is using them to collect rainwater for his plants .....which happen to be dead. Ken complained that he is running out of rainwater as it hasn't rained for months. He is apparently oblivious to the fact he lives next to a flowing creek .....let alone the new technology that has taken the world by storm.....the Tap Anyway, Captain grumpy was in fine form.....bitching first that I brought large format cigar and then that he was having a heart attack for which he precribed himself a hit of Mylanta....if only those with heart ailments new that Mylanta is a cure all! Now those that follow the vids understand that Ken holds to a standard of cleanliness only attained by the worlds leading Biosecurity laboratories. During the review my ash fell to the deck Pandedemonium erupted! You would have thought the Ebola Virus had escaped lock down! Ken races inside and brings out his only cleaning tool .....the commercial Air Blower and commences blowing away the ash, myself and anything else within a 3metre radius. He has lost it completely Full review up tomorrow. Ummm..the whole lot of you are like an Australian version of the sitcom Seinfeld. Rob, Ken, Smithy, Lisa. You all should do a sitcom and call it Czarfeld. Seriously, you all are a crack up.
CBL Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 With all the **** reality shows surrounding a bakkery, tattoo shop, restaurant, office. A Czar based show wouldn't be half bad Too bad Rob can't seem to keep a straight face on camera while trying to push products.
maalouly Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Popped over to Kens for a Vid review of Ramon Allones Gigantes. With Ken being ill for the past 7 weeks and Smithy likewise I was looking forward to a vid review! I arrived at Kens to find him rugged up, coughing and spluttering....a complete mess. Looking around I noticed that running out of things to horde....he had taken up collecting empty plastic bottles...apparently hundreds of them. Further questioning revealed he is using them to collect rainwater for his plants .....which happen to be dead. Ken complained that he is running out of rainwater as it hasn't rained for months. He is apparently oblivious to the fact he lives next to a flowing creek .....let alone the new technology that has taken the world by storm.....the Tap Anyway, Captain grumpy was in fine form.....bitching first that I brought large format cigar and then that he was having a heart attack for which he precribed himself a hit of Mylanta....if only those with heart ailments new that Mylanta is a cure all! Now those that follow the vids understand that Ken holds to a standard of cleanliness only attained by the worlds leading Biosecurity laboratories. During the review my ash fell to the deck Pandedemonium erupted! You would have thought the Ebola Virus had escaped lock down! Ken races inside and brings out his only cleaning tool .....the commercial Air Blower and commences blowing away the ash, myself and anything else within a 3metre radius. He has lost it completely Full review up tomorrow. You forgot to mention that he hung up on me about 10 times, while we were having a serious meeting, thinking it's the guy who's going to fix his roof only to be greeted by sanjiv from bangladesh whos' trying to sell him a new plan from Telstra.
nick17 Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 nice review rob tell ken to get better and by the way you live in Australia its never cold there when you come to Canada and see what we deal with it wont even be cold but we smoke in -20C
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