dicko Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Girl sends me this text message: Girl: "So when you gonna invite me over to try one of your cigars?" Dicko: [eyes lights up with excitement at the obvious intent of it] "I read that in two ways, one was more awesome than the other! Im free fri and sun night..." Girl: "You know what Im busy actually" Dicko: [sad face]
laficion Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Girl sends me this text message:Girl: "So when you gonna invite me over to try one of your cigars?" Good one dicko I would have said, "If you have a great lighter, Anytime !!!"
dicko Posted March 9, 2011 Author Posted March 9, 2011 Good one dicko I would have said, "If you have a great lighter, Anytime !!!" haha I've got a lot to learn Guy!!
Omskakas Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Good one dicko I would have said, "If you have a great lighter, Anytime !!!" "No, but my cutter is sharp."
BradNC Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 I always like to respond with "Ok" and nothing more. Confuses them as to why you are fine with them not coming over and then they come over. Clinton taught me that one.
frenchkiwi Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 ha ha ... do you know her well or were you just asking for trouble?
mazolaman Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 I might be reading it wrong but, If a lady told me she wanted to come over and smoke my cigars....... I think I would have thought the same as you,Dicko.
Dbone Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 Dude, you were SO close!! Sounds like she has some issues though, maybe it turned out for the best.
greenpimp Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 She won't be busy every day. She can fit a little one in some afternoon at least.
dochowl Posted March 9, 2011 Posted March 9, 2011 You're probably better off... she was likely one of thos ladies that chews on the tip and makes a big, sloppy mess.
dicko Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 ha ha ... do you know her well or were you just asking for trouble? Asking for trouble... I've met her once out with mutual friends, and we chat on the interwebz sometimes. I still think she's keen haha. haha funny replies fellas, I knew we could get atleast half dozen puns out of this!
LeafLover Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Well, you went for it. She'll text back. Maybe you should send her a pic of you lifting weights. LOL>
OZCUBAN Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Hi mate tell her I am not called Dicko for nothing
dicko Posted March 10, 2011 Author Posted March 10, 2011 Hope she likes double coronas. haha I wish mate. Well, you went for it. She'll text back. Maybe you should send her a pic of you lifting weights. LOL> Hi mate tell her I am not called Dicko for nothing Glorious proposals!
B.HOBS Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Sigh....The ladies just dont appreciate good humor. She set herself up in the first place, she should have expected it!
ZinZan Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Dude, it aint over yet. I think you've got a chance.
Kangaroo495 Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 Bah! After that, she'd be lucky to get a Guantanamera from me!
cigcars Posted March 10, 2011 Posted March 10, 2011 *Well, as a woman who is normally loyal to my own, but as a friend to my fellow forum member(s), let me just share with you an old Arab proverb: "They wooed her and she resisted; They neglected her and she fell in love"
PLUSH Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 you should have responded back, do you know how to cook?
CanuckSARTech Posted March 11, 2011 Posted March 11, 2011 I always like to respond with "Ok" and nothing more. Confuses them as to why you are fine with them not coming over and then they come over.... ....an old Arab proverb: "They wooed her and she resisted; They neglected her and she fell in love" Well said, both. That's what's worked for me in the past - feign disinterest (obviously, only to a certain level - you don't want to be a pompous prick), and the old human weakness creeps up....that which we cannot have, we want more. I too would have said, "Sure, whenever" or "Cool, your call." Kind of goes with the whole X-amount of days to wait to call a girl - like Brad said, leave it somewhat ambiguous and let them decide the next step. Now..... All that said, some of this shiete has been FUNNY!!!! Some of you guys are really complementing Dicko, aren't you????!?!! Boy, do we have some man-love going on in here or what?!!?! "Double corona"???? LOL. Dudes sporting a faux-hawk and a bad mustache in some pictures on here, and you're complimenting him???? Just teasing and kiddin', Dicko. We all love ya, man! And what my actual drunken response would have been? Since I likely wouldn't have been sharp enough to actually respond with "Sure, whenever"???? Keith's text - - - - - - "Sure....I've got the stick, you bring the heat."
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