Lars Teten

[ARRV]

I thought Lars Teten cigars were a joke.

Just did a google search and confirmed my worst nightmares.

Are you sure this guy is rolling tobacco?

[Mel]

I'll trade you a nice Cohiba DC EL for one, sounds right up my alley.;-) I'm going to fricken puke just reading that.

[El Presidente]

...he was the buzz of the Sant Antonio RTDA a few years ago.

Pure marketing. Drew Estates also from memory did a range of scented cigars but I at least found some construction integrity and good tobacco being used. Some of his non scented stuff was actually very good albeit mild.

[smokum]

» ...he was the buzz of the Sant Antonio RTDA a few years ago.

»

» Pure marketing. Drew Estates also from memory did a range of scented

» cigars but I at least found some construction integrity and good tobacco

» being used. Some of his non scented stuff was actually very good albeit

» mild.

Buddy of mine keeps bugging me...to try an ACID cigar...the damn thing smelled like patchouly oil that the hippie chicks used to wear in the 70's !!! How the hell can you smoke one...and where would you keep one if you bought it...it would ruin your entire humidor...

[Ginseng]

I would NOT receommend trying Acids. Yuck.

Wilkey

[anacostiakat]

[tandblov]

You’ve finally arrived at that place in life which few people come to and where only the most discerning and distinguished tastes reside. Reward yourself with the luxury you deserve. When you are looking for the finest products that all true aficionados require, only a Lars Tetens will do.

Lars Tetens is a man of so many talents he has been dubbed a modern day Leonardo Da Vinci by those who appreciate his works. People ranging from top celebrities to politicians and heads of Fortune 500 companies are among his many admirers. From five years old, the crafts and hobbies Lars explored as a child have produced products in a wide range of categories that are at the top of their industries in quality and design. With luxury goods and science and technology, he is known world wide not only for his sumptuous exotic chocolates and truffles and his beautiful clothing and accessory designs, but for bringing back the lost ancient cigar making techniques that date back thousands of years. Lars still amazes us with his stunning artwork and unique furniture pieces, his innovation of skateboards, design of advanced motor controllers for HVAC systems and his hand made automatic watches with hand tooled movements. The world might just not be ready for Lars Tetens, but the real question is, are you? For more information and to download free Mp3s of various music from Lars, please check out

[link=http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/poo-28215.jpg]YOUR SOURCE FOR ALL THINGS LARS!!!!!!!![/link]

[smokum]

» his stunning artwork and unique furniture pieces, his innovation of

» skateboards, design of advanced motor controllers for HVAC systems and his

» hand made automatic watches with hand tooled movements. The world might

» just not be ready for Lars Tetens,

Well...with a resume like that....cigars do seem like the next logical step in his career:-D

[ARRV]

His modesty is profound.

Comparing himself to Da Vinci ...... ?

[GoSteelers]

Great review, that is freakin funny!

Guess these and Drew Estate both have thier place, it is the first cigar some of the younger people smoke and eventually they will venture away from that to discover how great REAL cigars are!

[jsd]

» I would NOT receommend trying Acids. Yuck.

»

» Wilkey

I went on a golf trip this weekend with my bro-in-law. he had these acids that were botanical flavored and incense flavored. he couldnt stop raving about them. I thought they smelled like ****. I had to walk instead of ride most of the time because they were ruining my experience with my cigars (Hoyo DC, Upmann #2, Tatuaje Reserva SW, PSD 4). I offered him some of my cigars but he turned me down. Sad, really.

[smokum]

I would love to hear one of Rob's reviews on one of those smelly ass sticks !!!

[Freefallguy]

I first reviewed these in July '05 and thought I'd give them another shot for our newer members.

The fragrance of a Lars Teten cigar has been compared to the scent of a tire fire in the basement of a whorehouse. While most well known cigar makers have only been rolling smokes for a century or two, Lars has nearly a decade of experience creating his incomparable cigars. No other cigar has the distinct combination of sloppy rolling, smelly perfumes, outrageous prices and pure hyperbole that makes smoking a Lars a unique experience.

The Hittman Chronicle has developed a secret recipe that will let you make a whole box of Faux Lars for less than you'd pay for one of his sticks. You'll find everything you need at the drugstore. Start with a box of El Productos. (50/$12). Then find some perfume that smells like your grandmother in August. If it costs more than $5/quart keep shopping. Finally, pick up a small package of urinal cakes.

Dip the cigars in the cologne once a day for three weeks. That will get you most, but not all of that famous Lars flavor. The real secret (I shouldn't be giving this valuable information away for free) is as follows:

Crack open the credo in your humidor. Remove and discard all the green stuff in it. Crush a urinal cake and mash it in to the credo. Now fill the humidor with your Lars Productos. Let them age for at least two weeks before smoking one. NOW you have the authentic flavor of a Lars, at a fraction of the price!

Not much has changed since '05. I can't find a box code, but the date stamp said "Use by 2019"

[canadianbeaver]

Ok, this may be a record for digging up an old thread but I think it is worth it. I recently acquired a collection of old cigars and I am going through them. Among them I found 3 Lars Tetens cigars. One, a figurado, is like a missile with a closed foot. The other two are about a 60 ring gauge with the cheesiest bands of all time.

Enjoy.

[Ginseng]

Oh god, oh god, oh god. If ever there was a cosmic joke in the cigar pantheon, the Lars Tetens would be it.

Why, Lisa? Why?

Wilkey

[CaptainQuintero]

Just did a bit of googling and I'm still completely lost! :S

[Smallclub]

http://www.larstetens.com/Lars_on_Gars.html

[canadianbeaver]

The best line is how he thinks he is the Leonardo Da Vinci of our time. To read this list of talents it is a shocking surprise his sperm is not available on kijiji.

[Laxman]

That cat is off his rocker!

[hiball99]

This has to be some kind of joke!

[Habana Mike]

He's been a joke for years. I remember guys in like 1998 swearing Lars were the best gars they'd had. Never could get past the skanky bouquet to even try one myself.

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[srbbones]

http://www.examiner.com/article/the-world-s-best-mild-cigar-the-b2-h-m2-by-lars-tetens

some take this dude seriously!

[Ginseng]

Lars Tetens cigars were, in point of fact, the Devil's own Drew Estates ACIDs.

Wilkey

[MadMax]

I remember during the cigar boom his first cigars were pre-embargo Cuban tobacco(so he said) that he packed in Japanese herbs or something crazy like that. I think they went for like $12 a stick back then.

[canadianbeaver]

http://www.examiner.com/article/the-world-s-best-mild-cigar-the-b2-h-m2-by-lars-tetens

some take this dude seriously!

The best part about that page is the gossip crap at the bottom. Does Uncle Si really have a beautiful daughter?

So these cigars are from the 1980's, correct? I have no interest in smoking them, but I am trying to get info on them.