Ken and the cupboard

[ha_banos]

I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up here already to be honest. I mean we all love Ken. And let's face it he's a bit of a celeb to us. So when this flashed up on my feed I thought it's necessary news here. Glad your ok mate! Next time headbutt things a little less edgy!

[cnov]

Oof! Done that before. A few beers deep I went to retrieve the kids chocolate that we'd hidden on top of the kitchen cupboards, jumped up on the side with real gusto and twatted my head on the corner of the extractor over the hob. Went down like a sack of sh**, the feel of warm blood down the face was not welcome, head wounds love a good bleed. 

[El Presidente]

Have you ever done a self injury and posted it to Instagram 

.......Move over Jasim/Kirby/Kardashians. 

[JohnS]

Did that happen after Ken watched the Wallabies try to play rugby on the weekend? 😂

[ha_banos]

41 minutes ago, JohnS said:

Did that happen after Ken watched the Wallabies try to play rugby on the weekend? 😂

Or maybe he's a Spurs fan... 🐓

[El Presidente]

Christmas gift for Ken sorted. 

 

 

[Chas.Alpha]

@Ken Gargett The answer to the question “does this dress make me look fat?” Isn’t, hasn’t and never shall be “Don’t blame the dress.”

Glad I could help…

[Ken Gargett]

10 hours ago, ha_banos said:

Or maybe he's a Spurs fan... 🐓

that comment will condemn you to eternity in hell. 

[Ken Gargett]

didn't get any better. 

[Ken Gargett]

7 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

didn't get any better. 

and that was fifteen hours later.  

another glorious win by the gunners this morning helps the pain!!

spurs????? 

[ha_banos]

5 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

that comment will condemn you to eternity in hell. 

The perfect words at the just right time. Priceless. Worth it.

[ha_banos]

5 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

and that was fifteen hours later.  

another glorious win by the gunners this morning helps the pain!!

spurs????? 

This must be what it means to be red through and through. That's nasty. Hope you're not going out in public like that!

[Ken Gargett]

i have a serious wine lunch today with some good friends and the restauranteur is a mate of mine. i sent them all photos so they know what to expect. hey, i can't see it. 

[benfica_77]

Ken going for the Gorbachev look...get better soon! 

[JPark3]

13 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

i have a serious wine lunch today with some good  friends and the restauranteur is a mate of mine. i sent them all photos so they know what to expect. hey, i can't see it. 

"Ken, you're supposed to pour the wine into your mouth, not on your head!" - your mates, probably. 

In all seriousness, I hope you get better soon!

[Chas.Alpha]

Is that plume on top at this point?

[Chibearsv]

So a visit to the doc for a spray of bactine and a stitch is out of the question?

[MoeFOH]

Ken and the Cupboard

What a great title. A saga spanning three sunrises...

I hear Paramount have already optioned the movie rights. 

 

[Ford2112]

7 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

didn't get any better. 

Bactine

[El Presidente]

7 hours ago, Chibearsv said:

So a visit to the doc for a spray of bactine and a stitch is out of the question?

No. Take a photo, post it on Insta. 

Then rub it, take another photo next day...and post it on Insta again. 

Then traumatise your friends at lunch.