Name this charity

[El Presidente]

 

While I am pretty good, I am not a magician.  

Email overnight from a client who had his wife find his CC statement and some dinner expenses in another state that raised suspicion. Further investigation found an appetite for infidelity, fine bourbon and cigars.  I know you are all shocked.  

Anyway, I was requested to make all cigar transactions disappear……and if they can’t disappear then to rebadge them as something else …..preferably a charity.  

What would I call a charity that protects members who find themselves in this or a similar situation?

 Over to you!!! 

 

 

[Puros Y Vino]

The Human Fund.  This is the only option.  Lead by dedicated humanitarian, George Costanza and generously funded by Vandeleigh Industries.

[Marco_011t556]

LOL, send him an thank you email for the donation, and wish him to donate once per month.

[Ford2112]

Big boy pants foundation. Helping married cigar guys reclaim their freedom, one divorce at a time!

[Lamboinee]

C.A.S.H.  - Cigars from Adulterated Spouse's Husbands 

All donations required to be made by check payable to CASH. 

 

[wjs]

Years ago, after a bachelor party, I saw a withdrawal on my statement from the 'Power Company'. Took me a few minutes to work backwards into the ATM at the strip club. I thought that was rather ingenious.

 

Cuban Refugee Emergency Assistance Management - C.R.E.A.M. (Wu-Tang is for the Children)

[Chas.Alpha]

Angel/Vanessa Fund. You’ve been caught red-handed. It’s over. Why compound the problem? 😳

[La_Tigre]

Make a Donation: FAFO

[Fuzz]

Charity for Cigar Professionals

Humans for Zombie Rights

Pornhub Addicts Anonymous

Socks for Sock Puppets

Cigar Addicts Anonymous

International Brotherhood of Cheese Lovers

The Society for the Advancement of Plume Research

Totally Legitimate Work Expense LLC

 

 

[Li Bai]

The Cigar Bibs fund

[westg]

In situations like this it simply all comes down to one word.

 

Seriously 😎🌴

[westg]

Pity the fool

[MagicalBikeRide]

16 hours ago, Fuzz said:

The Society for the Advancement of Plume Research

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Wang]

Unlike the fella in this situation, I’m a good man. I give about 50% of my earnings to Charity.

Except for when she’s not working…Then I give it to Destiny.

[Edicion]

Pinar del Rio Foundation

Trinidad Support Fund 

Montecristians for peace 

Remembering Simon Bolivar 

Humans for Upmann

Saint Luis del Rey Foundation 

Fellowship of the Leaf

[ha_banos]

Easy. The Cuban Peoples Relief Fund. 

Otherwise, the Dirty Rat Foundation.

 

[Dr vonPuffenberg]

Greater Antilles Economic Revitalization Cooperative.