Popular Post Chas.Alpha Posted January 4 Popular Post Posted January 4 Rules: Nothing from the internet. Only personal stupidity or those that you witness. 02 January, after telling my siding crew that it probably isn’t a good idea to leave the boom lift in the now-active retention pond over the weekend… 😔 13 2
Popular Post Chas.Alpha Posted January 4 Author Popular Post Posted January 4 Just to get this started properly, my first day as your FOHMOY, I was tasked with fixing a candle jar that the cat (yes, the same rodent that put my wife in the hospital the week we moved in) broke. Mixed some JB epoxy, immediately sliced my finger on the sharp glass edge and was unable to find a bandaid. Luck would have it, there was a bottle of superglue on my bench. Once the bleeding stopped, I had a horrible itch on my eye… Yes, good friends. Your newly minted FOHMOY Superglued his right index finger to his eyelid. I just wanted you to be proud of me. I was so proud of @JohnS last year…😔 Maybe we want to bring him back??? 3 2 10
MoeFOH Posted January 4 Posted January 4 Love this... except for the fact that I feel I might be a way too frequent contributor. 🤦♂️
El Presidente Posted January 4 Posted January 4 43 minutes ago, Chas.Alpha said: Just to get this started properly, my first day as your FOHMOY, I was tasked with fixing a candle jar that the cat (yes, the same rodent that put my wife in the hospital the week we moved in) broke. Mixed some JB epoxy, immediately sliced my finger on the sharp glass edge and was unable to find a bandaid. Luck would have it, there was a bottle of superglue on my bench. Once the bleeding stopped, I had a horrible itch on my eye… Yes, good friends. Your newly minted FOHMOY Superglued his right index finger to his eyelid. We are kindred spirits when it comes to DIY !!!!!! Some people are banned from Casinos. I am banned from Bunnings/Home Depot. 1 1
Chas.Alpha Posted January 4 Author Posted January 4 1 hour ago, El Presidente said: We are kindred spirits when it comes to DIY !!!!!! Some people are banned from Casinos. I am banned from Bunnings/Home Depot. Ok, I need 1) each Upmann and HdM souvenir tins. 80/100 each ok. Prize for 2024 Darwin. Prize will be set of 4. Up, HdM, P and R&J tins! Fun for the whole family!!!😀 CAH
Popular Post Ford2112 Posted January 4 Popular Post Posted January 4 When I saw this dude at Trader Joes wearing a homemade space suit so he wouldn't get covid... 2 1 4
99call Posted January 4 Posted January 4 9 hours ago, Chas.Alpha said: Once the bleeding stopped, I had a horrible itch on my eye… Your bringing to mind the legendary OJ scene in naked gun
Chibearsv Posted January 4 Posted January 4 11 hours ago, Chas.Alpha said: Yes, good friends. Your newly minted FOHMOY Superglued his right index finger to his eyelid. I just wanted you to be proud of me. I was so proud of @JohnS last year…😔 You're an inspiration to those of us that could never aspire to the heights of "Cigar Jesus". Thank you for bringing the bar down closer to my level. 😁 1
Popular Post Drguano Posted January 4 Popular Post Posted January 4 13 hours ago, Chas.Alpha said: Yes, good friends. Your newly minted FOHMOY Superglued his right index finger to his eyelid. @JohnS Could be worse… A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a seagull flew by and shat in me eye.” The sailor said, “Did it get infected?” “Nah,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” 2 10
Chas.Alpha Posted January 5 Author Posted January 5 12 hours ago, Chibearsv said: You're an inspiration to those of us that could never aspire to the heights of "Cigar Jesus". Thank you for bringing the bar down closer to my level. 😁 Scott, I choose not to look at this in “Highs and Lows.” @JohnS did his level best to represent FOH as best he could. More of a style difference. One FOHMOY took the time to offer insightful, first hand reviews and commentary about premium cigars that are available. The other FOHMOY drank rum and glued his hand to his face. I would NEVER presume to say one style is better or worse. Just different…😐 2 1
SirVantes Posted January 5 Posted January 5 1 hour ago, Chas.Alpha said: One FOHMOY took the time to offer insightful, first hand reviews and commentary about premium cigars that are available. The other FOHMOY drank rum and glued his hand to his face. I would NEVER presume to say one style is better or worse. Just different…😐 And that, my friends, is politics today sons-in-law diversity in a nutshell. 1 1
Chibearsv Posted January 13 Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Drguano said: This is from the world wide web, not the internet… "you cannot" or "you shouldn't"? 😁
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