Congratulations Smithy......pure genius

[El Presidente]

 

It was about 5 years ago when we were at a ShooAway directors meeting and I read out the new box packaging for our ShooAway product. 

"ShooAway features soft, safe propellor blades for easy access to food while it’s in operation - simply interrupt the blades with your hand and they’ll start up again once you remove it. Unique holographmatic repel dots - the reflective dots that create the movement flies hate. ShooAway is powered by 2 AA batteries - long-life, simple, easy. And ShooAway is 100% chemical-free and guaranteed to work!"

I said to Smithy...holographmatic isn't a word Smithy. 

"Yes it is" he says

"No it isn't I said

....multiply the above interaction by 100. 

 

Congratulations Smithy. Never one to be beaten. 

We now own a word. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MoeFOH]

many a chuckle have I had over that word. Gold. 

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Noice!

[Islandboy]

Does this mean the Oxford English Dictionary now has to list it? 

[CaptainQuintero]

  I think the Queen's had quite enough stress this year already from Andy without you adding to it with the further bastardisation of her language 

[Islandboy]

And to think...it all started when Smithy watched Saturday Night Live one night.

[Miner]

Now we need a definition !!

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20 minutes ago, CaptainQuintero said:

  I think the Queen's had quite enough stress this year already from Andy without you adding to it with the further bastardisation of her language 

Nah, statutory rape of the Oxford dictionary shouldn't be a major issue, the Royals will always have plausible deniability on their side 😂

At least the Ol' Oxford is not underage 

[westg]

That is amazing 👍🏻😎🌴

[El Presidente]

5 hours ago, Miner said:

Now we need a definition !!

........ I will raise it at our ShooAway Directors lunch tomorrow. 

We may need a few bottles of wine the actually come up with a definition 

[SirVantes]

7 hours ago, El Presidente said:

........ I will raise it at our ShooAway Directors lunch tomorrow. 

We may need a few bottles of wine the actually come up with a definition 

Holographmatic adjective: of, or relating to, the ability to spew bullsh*t in three dimensions

[MrBirdman]

[Fuzz AI]

[yossie]

I hate learning a new word. I had already finished taking univ exams...

Anyway, congrats!

[riderpride]

Celebratory Smithsonians for the meeting!

Smithy: naw mate, it was supposed to be holographmagic.

 

[La_Tigre]

On 1/20/2022 at 1:12 AM, El Presidente said:

........ I will raise it at our ShooAway Directors lunch tomorrow. 

For some reason we had the idea this fan was not for flies but for that which notoriously attracts them….guess that would be more of a diaphragmatic process though…😂

[Sir Diggamus]

Haha. Good stuff!


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[PigFish]

When you hail from a place called Woolloongabba, anything can happen.

By now I figured the Oz government would have quarantined flys without boosters and masks and sales would be down!!!

-the Pig

[Fosgate]

On 1/19/2022 at 11:44 PM, SirVantes said:

Holographmatic adjective: of, or relating to, the ability to spew bullsh*t in three dimensions

I think we need prepare ourselves to see it in a 4th grade spelling bee where it will eventually show up at. 

"Word"

"Definition"

"Use It in a sentence please."

And some proud father is going to be in the crowd like....