WINNER ANNOUNCED!! FOH : Weekend "finish the Story Comp"

[Fosgate]

Yeah, but did you see the size of her nose?

[Islandboy]

Her doctor claims it’s from all the rum

[Gamehawker]

Which added to her rather largely wide bum. 

[Fosgate]

She inherited from her mum

[Islandboy]

But the cigars she rolls are second to none

[Gamehawker]

And many a cigar rolling contests she has won

But her deepest desires is to be a stripper pole dancer.

[Fosgate]

and stay away from cigarettes that cause the cancer

[mprach024]

So she started her career as an exotic dancer, and found it was as good as any puff 

[PigFish]

... many a dance she performed, un-exotic for some

for cash was this time, on his lap for a sum.

With is lips to her back, and one hand to his gun,

The next line is yours, say the right word and you've won!

[jonnyfromiranny]

don't want it to end, this was a lot of fun

[Islandboy]

...said the man, with one hand on his gun

[La_Tigre]

“Is that my gun or my wang?” he complained...

cannot tell which is harder...

[IanMcLean68]

If he shoots the wrong one he will end up a father.
But that is enough of this crude palaver,
Lets get back on track and smoke a Por Larranaga.

[Islandboy]

A Por Larranaga, beside the fire pit at the beach house, they both enjoyed, but she couldn’t help wonder, whose cat is that?

[Paladin865]

It might be the one from Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat

[Gamehawker]

Or it might not be a cat at all but instead it is a large rat. 

But I digress

and while I am smoking my cigar my mind wanders back to visions of the El Laguito roller in her sexy dress. 

[La_Tigre]

Frocks they go with the full court press

but let’s have n’more talk o’ that dirty, rotten below...

[Fosgate]

Instead letsx talk about Dirty Johny as he steps up and says "Hello"

[Gamehawker]

Well Dirty Johny is a sight to behold

with big rings on his fingers and bells on his toes

[La_Tigre]

Oh ok, Johnny have it a go...

“Uncle Terry was in De Nang”

You don’t f**% with Uncle Terry.

[Islandboy]

Then Dirty Johnny lowers his sunglasses and gives me a stare, and he says to me, “you know...Uncle Terry was once your Aunt Theresa, those doctors in De Nang are handy with a knife"

[PigFish]

... neither a knife or a fife he concealed in pocket.

not a bone or phone, a cigar, nor dog rocket...

[Gamehawker]

And the only remembrance of him being Aunt Theresa was a picture of her around his neck in a locket

[PigFish]

... poor Aunt T, she succumbed to infection, that new hip and a socket!

[Islandboy]

Upon her demise, they used her hip and a socket for parts in a rocket...just Cuba being Cuba.