What do you say

[Habana Mike]

[El Presidente]

You could be our international ambassador of Aussie slang 

Mike can help you on the finer aspects. Just don't let him use "ridgy didge" to excess.....as is his want 

[LordAnubis]

Righto cobber.


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[Guest Nekhyludov]

Ha! I just got the joke. 

I'm a little slow, but I love a good pun. 

 

[Habana Mike]

25 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

You could be our international ambassador of Aussie slang 

Mike can help you on the finer aspects. Just don't let him use "ridgy didge" to excess.....as is his want 

Fair dinkum mate!

 

[Elvis]

Crikey! A stale pun!

I've always wanted to use "Crikey" in a sentence.

[JohnS]

That's what you call being 'backed into a corner'!

[Sean3]

Hah!

[madandana]

11 hours ago, El Presidente said:

You could be our international ambassador of Aussie slang 

Mike can help you on the finer aspects. Just don't let him use "ridgy didge" to excess.....as is his want 

Yes....And apparently in Australia, it's considered poor form to call the waitress a prostitute.

[El Presidente]

4 hours ago, madandana said:

Yes....And apparently in Australia, it's considered poor form to call the waitress a prostitute.

...yes....."you'r a ridgy didge cracker pro" is not something that they hear very often. 

[99call]

As a young lad in Aussie, I got cornered by some gnarly old guy, who looked like an extra from Mad Max. He had been a bit weird up to that point, showing me around a hostel, when I was 90% sure he wasn't even an employee. Anyway the words rang out, as I had my back turned to him.

"D-ya drink Piss??"

In my best Hugh Grant I kind of just made a confused awkward noise  "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaGGHH?????"  whilst looking for open doorways.

He repeated the question over and over, getting angrier and more instant, and confused. Finally he re-phrased

'Wots wrong with ya, do you drink beer or not?""

OHHHhhhh thank god a voice in my head muttered. He was just some alchie chancer, who was trying to engineer me to get a round in. 

[Philc2001]

What if your server is a lady? 

[polarbear]

yeah, nah

[polarbear]

5 hours ago, Philc2001 said:

What if your server is a lady? 

I usually say "g'day luv"