El Presidente Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Saw my first episode last week....ok..I lasted 10 minutes. My impression....POPPYCOCK!!!!!! Real bachelor....No way! The guy is Clark Kent with less personality! What I would pay to see "The bachelor"....featuring Ken Gargett. Real people. The sort of people who in the middle of a vid review says "I need to take a crap" and heads off to the throne....with a cigar in hand. Yes people...REAL PEOPLE! Hell, if not Ken...I will take Smithy. He looks like one of those suave bachelor characters! The problem having Smithy is that the series will only go one episode. He will rule out the 20 women quickly. "Laughs too loud, thighs 1/3 inch too large, hair a little wrong, talks with a lisp, just a little too perfect Can I ask a question? Who on this forum are bachelors...let me narrow it down...minimum 35 years of age and Never Been Married ? If you have the cojones...let us know your story. Don't get me wrong...you have my admiration 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 55 minutes ago, El Presidente said: Saw my first episode last week....ok..I lasted 10 minutes. My impression....POPPYCOCK!!!!!! Real bachelor....No way! The guy is Clark Kent with less personality! What I would pay to see "The bachelor"....featuring Ken Gargett. Real people. The sort of people who in the middle of a vid review says "I need to take a crap" and heads off to the throne....with a cigar in hand. at least i had the decency to wait till the video was off. though with you at the controls, hard to know if the video is on or off. actually, i just needed to go off and have a weep at you chainsawing yet another of my plants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Statistics indicate that men who are bachelors tend to die at an earlier age. Some of us who are married sometimes wish we had died at an earlier age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordAnubis Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 What's this age-ist bullshit you got going on man? !?!? I'm less than 35 and a highly eligible bachelor I like long walks on the beach... oh we're not starting FohDating? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waah954 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 33 but i guess i don't cut the minimum age lolSent from my SM-G925I using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LordAnubis Posted September 19, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2016 I just asked my brother the question "why am i still single" His reply... He also adds i should say "i came to Africa in search of bigger doodle" Love him! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeruby Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Ken as the bachelor would be a ratings hit.. How many ladies would put their hand up for the gig?? Well, that's the million dollar question.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 4 hours ago, El Presidente said: The problem having Smithy is that the series will only go one episode. He will rule out the 20 women quickly. The problem is them being women........ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 6 hours ago, joeruby said: Ken as the bachelor would be a ratings hit.. How many ladies would put their hand up for the gig?? Well, that's the million dollar question.. When you say "put their hand up for the gig", does that mean volunteer or is it Australian slang for an unnatural act? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurltim Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Things I would rather do than watch the Bachelor... 1) Saw between my toes with a linoleum knife. 2) Get a colonic with a power washer.. 3) Super glue my nose-hairs together. 4) Man-scape with a chainsaw. 5) Get a paper cut. 6) Have a meaningful conversation with a flagger (don't know what you guys call them in OZ but the people with the stop/slow sign in construction areas--not the sharpest tools in the shed here in the US of A). 7) Buy feminine hygiene products. 8) Shave the words "I heart Dr. Phil" in my chest hair. 9) Actually taste driftwood. 10) Retrohale a ghost pepper. Those are just a few... For the record, I have actually super glued my nose hairs together. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luv2fly Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 14 hours ago, LordAnubis said: FohDating Please make this a subforum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luv2fly Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Hurltim said: Things I would rather do than watch the Bachelor... 1) Saw between my toes with a linoleum knife. 2) Get a colonic with a power washer.. 3) Super glue my nose-hairs together. 4) Man-scape with a chainsaw. 5) Get a paper cut. 6) Have a meaningful conversation with a flagger (don't know what you guys call them in OZ but the people with the stop/slow sign in construction areas--not the sharpest tools in the shed here in the US of A). 7) Buy feminine hygiene products. 8) Shave the words "I heart Dr. Phil" in my chest hair. 9) Actually taste driftwood. 10) Retrohale a ghost pepper. Those are just a few... For the record, I have actually super glued my nose hairs together. You forgot "smoke a Guantanamera" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polarbear Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 14 hours ago, LordAnubis said: I just asked my brother the question "why am i still single" His reply... He also adds i should say "i came to Africa in search of bigger doodle" Love him! LordAnubis= Day Maker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SofaKing Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 If the bachelor turns your stomach wait, they alternate the next season with the Bachelorette. The worst god aweful crap American television producers have made. Top it off with all the rejects from both shows and a spin it to bachelor in paridise ....STD, swingfest on a tropical locale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohn007 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Actually watch the program with the wife when the series is on. It's light entertainment on a Monday night and where else can I watch 25 hot girls in swimsuits with my wife's approval 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnS Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 16 hours ago, LordAnubis said: I just asked my brother the question "why am i still single" His reply... He also adds i should say "i came to Africa in search of bigger doodle" Love him! Your brother knows you so well, Mus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmers Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 wait......Ken and Smithy in new reality TV dating show?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Television died as a form of entertainment when the Marlboro man was taken off the air and was replaced with a talking Teddybear that sold fabric softener! Rob, mate, you are a slow learner!!! -Piggy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurltim Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I was with the same woman for 16 years before I got hitched last month and I am 46. If I had to date nowadays??? It would be a whole bunch of "hump and dump" I can tell you that. Or at least I would try to There is an awesome family story that may be applicable... My uncle Ralph decided to get married and wanted to ask my Uncle Mike (Head of the family--Tis Himself) for his permission. My uncle Mike said... "...but Ralph, you are ONLY 38!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 The absurdity of the matter is this. Reality TV is an oxymoron!... -P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller1985 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 8 hours ago, PigFish said: The absurdity of the matter is this. Reality TV is an oxymoron!... -P I couldn't possibly agree more!! I've gotten rid of TV and have taken to reading things that interest me and researching matters that are applicable to my life. Sports, reality TV, and everyone else can go screw themselves... The lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 So I have some high standards, at least you know that first night of the show would be a rates blast as I send the lot of those ill proportional women packing. Sorry ladies, no roses will be handed out tonight, Smithy has asked for a fresh batch of hotties! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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