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This bears repeating...post-9032-0-25879700-1424548003_thumb.jp

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Very accurate

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Quite interesting...

No worries on my part though, a woman who gives me attitude in a condescending way looses my respect at an accelerated pace.

These five deadly terms and the bonus word would receive as an answer my 'soooo, tell me more about your relationship with your dad as a teenager and how it affected your relationships with men later in life...'

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probably why I have been divorced more than once. lmao fine = fine go ahead = I did and nothing = nothing my response has and always will be I failed the mind reading coarse ! and apparently you failed your coarse in communication. say what you mean and mean what you say ! I dont read between lines I dont guess and I dont and wont tolerate Bitching and raising hell. I only deal in logic not and not emotional drama and fit pitching . so I am leaving now I am going fishing, hunting or to the gym when you are ready to talk to me and have an adult conversation and discuss not fuss I am willing but until then it takes two to argue and I am taking me out of the situation I wont sit around and watch you act like a 4-year old in a super market have a nice day sorry you feel that way but your opinion of me is none of my DAMN BUSINESS! LOL

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Ha! I am more than familiar with #2. When my wife says that then I know I better figure out what I did wrong and fix it fast...lol.

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So if she lays a single sentence on you that contains all 5 + Bonus, you might was well jump off a bridge?

It'd also be a very long sentence and you shouldn't associate yourself with someone with such a terrible grasp on her native language that allows for such a run on sentence plus, it's just very, very bad practice.

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Can't live with them, can't live without them....though if somebody figured out a way they would be a billionaire over night.

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One of my favorite quotes: "If a husband says something in the forest and there is no one there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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One of my favorite quotes: "If a husband says something in the forest and there is no one there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

ALWAYS! Lmao
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ALWAYS! Lmao

Yes, according to my wife. In 30 years of marriage, I used to hear the five statements all the time. Now after the 25 year mark, not so much.

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It'd also be a very long sentence and you shouldn't associate yourself with someone with such a terrible grasp on her native language that allows for such a run on sentence plus, it's just very, very bad practice.

Seriously? My wife said this just the other day:

That's fine, it's nothing. Go ahead and do whatever, it's OK. Wow.

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Seriously? My wife said this just the other day:

That's fine, it's nothing. Go ahead and do whatever, it's OK. Wow.

Lmao Mike... Run far away. I recommend hiding in Canada for a week.

(also. in case the "seriously" comment was sincere... i'm just going to point out that my statement was an abhorrently long run-on sentence)

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Lmao Mike... Run far away. I recommend hiding in Canada for a week.

(also. in case the "seriously" comment was sincere... i'm just going to point out that my statement was an abhorrently long run-on sentence)

Um, the "Seriously" comment was in regard to using all of those words/saying in a brief statement and yes, your example was of a quite atrocious run-on sentence that demonstrated a lack of proper grammar, punctuation and clarity which I found quite onerous and turgid for one that prefers clear and concise language such as that demonstrated in my example use of the OP's words to the wise regarding the five deadly terms women use plus the bonus word that I believe I encapsulated perfectly albeit would be dreadful to actually have my wife utter any combination of those to me, not a good thing that, not good at all. shead.gifnyah.gifjester.gif

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