"FRIDAY FUNNY"

[WarriorPrincess]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home "

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.


"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair. "

[Habana Mike]

Just like a woman, eh?

I guess she got the job!

[MIKA27]

Very nice, SNAP!

[Hash]

What does this tell you, men are more loyal.

[CigarEnthusiast]

Touché.

[WarriorPrincess]

Rob told me to post it....don't "shoot the messenger "

I thought it was funny as we women never stop until we get the job done

[Coolio]

So they heard screaming, crashing and banging when the wife went in.

Surely that racket would have been preceded by some nagging!!!!

[IPORTER]

Cracker!!

[First Lady]

Love love love , good one sister of mine

[Fosgate]

Love it! Here is mine for the day.

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman...he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat them with. And he could fix anything. Not like me-I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measures up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: " An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"



Cabbie: "Well...I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife."

[bradbrennan]

I know I've heard that joke before but I'm still laughing especially when I picture Diana holding the chair

[topdiesel]

Both jokes brightened my day.

thanks

[Ginseng]

I know I've heard that joke before but I'm still laughing especially when I picture Diana holding the chair

Mental image!

Wilkey

[jat]

I quoted this the other night and thankfully there were no chairs within reach.

" If a man has an opinion....

and there is no women around to hear it...

is he still wrong???"