Rob and Cuba do they mix LOL

[First Lady]

Okay those of you that have been on the forum for a few years would remember that dear Rob always seems to have some sort of incident in Cuba - one that always comes to mind is when he slid over in the marble foyer of the hotel and cracked his head open and had to be rushed to hospital (he of course was wearing a white shirt ) or when he gave his Limited Edition ORIS to the bartender at the local bar ( you hear Rob tell it he planned it as now quote unquote " I get the best service in Cuba Lise it was my plan all along"

So people of this wonderful forum what do you think Rob will do this trip ? the best one will get a signed (by Di and I ) FOH cap

[Overproof]

He'll eat some food that's been left out for a few hours and **** himself...In public?

[polarbear]

He'll have a few too many runs and accedntally sit on his lit cigar

[Colt45]

He's past due for a little jail time......

[helix]

Have no idea but , as I willl be near ground zero the fall out could be an issue. LOL

[Geo17pip]

He will have a few drinks in him / maybe black out and somehow break into one of the cigar factories rolling all different vitolas all night and I don’t know how but somehow they all come out perfect! Maybe because he will use his thigh like some of the Cuban ladies do. The next day the factory manager walks in and finds Rob naked on the ground covered in all the cigars he rolled and because he rolled them so well, they decide to hire him as a master roller Hahaha

[Fuzz AI]

Not only will Rob misplace his watch, wallet and mobile, but also several inebriated FOH members. And he'll probably accidentally set fire to something.

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He will have a few drinks in him / maybe black out and somehow break into one of the cigar factories rolling all different vitolas all night and I don’t know how but somehow they all come out perfect! Maybe because he will use his thigh like some of the Cuban ladies do. The next day the factory manager walks in and finds Rob naked on the ground covered in all the cigars he rolled and because he rolled them so well, they decide to hire him as a master roller Hahaha

We'll call these cigars 'Salty Sanchos'

[CUBANO]

If he cooks he will probably burn down the Casa Particular.

[Colt45]

And he'll probably accidentally set fire to something.

Once is accidental, twice absent - minded. I think we're well into pyromania.......

[gigabyte056]

Get totally pissed, then try and talk the police out of arresting his fellow travel mates when confronted outside a fine establishment attempting at bribes.

Wake up in a cell 3 hours later discovering he was alone and speaking to imaginary friends.

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Getting drunk out of his mind and buying Esplendidos on a street corner

[cdfarrar]

Having one to many drinks, "come's to" and realize he has (in)voluntary joined the The Cuban Revolutionary Armed Forces.

[Carts]

Something along the lines of getting stopped by the cops with nothing but a shirt on

[Skyfall]

Simple:

One second he's drinking rum in Havana, but he wakes up on my couch in Texas wearing a baby blue 3 piece suit and a football helmet, no money no passport. After he eats some BBQ and drinks some beer and whiskey, we smuggle him back to Havana via commercial fishing boat out of Corpus Christie. Nobody even realized he was missing. Shows up to an event with a full Brisket he took off my smoker, claims he cooked it himself, best party ever ensues! A week later I find the Baby Blue suit at my mom's house???

[madandana]

I'll let you know:):):)

[NJP]

One of the Aussies is going to lead on the wrong lady of the night and when her minders (local Gangsters) look to be remunerated the great mediator of local corruptions will balls it up and get himself kidnapped.

[oliverdst]

Somehow he will get in trouble and he and all FOH members will end in court.

After 2 nights in jail the news will be spread and Fidel in person will set them free.

[Cohiba007]

He will start a revolution

[GottaBeKD]

Light the wrong end of a cigar and then smoke right end?

Whatever it is I'll be right there probably following suit

[CaptainQuintero]

We will switch on our TVs next week sometime and see Rob on the malecon in just a cape and his socks giving a victory speech on his glorious rise to newly elected president of Cuba, and how it all started with asking for directions from a passing policeman

[Bulldog4]

I will be there and look forward to the debauchery fingers cross no jail time or hospital visits but I have the canadian embassy address and phone # in my wallet.