Who freesnakes?

[El Presidente]

Ok I am probably should know better. Having been banned from 4 hotels in Sydney previously....not my fault

Coming back from the warehouse to the Meriton apartments(close....2 k away) . I put on a steak (Angus 120 days aged) .......I did everything right, extraction fan was on, front balcony screen open.

Alarm goes off. Smoke alarm. Apparently it requires a SWAT team.

I answer the door. Ok I am in a T shirt..no undies. What do they expect ..it is 10pm.

"Put on some pants sir?....Seriously...bugger off.

Is there a fire...no.

There is a little bit of smoke...just a little...you have to caramelize the fat people.

Bang.....an $800 fine for calling out the fire brigade.

I said they could shove it where the sun don't shine but they were insistant.

Didn't pay. Likely off to court.

Have to find a new hotel.....again.

[Smalls]

There was a kitchen in the room you rented…. And they fined you for using it? Strange…

Steak tartare with a fine piece of meat isn't bad though.

[Pedro2486]

I'm all for letting earthworm Jim out for a bit of air. But prez, why were you cooking with no barrier between little rob and the BURNING HOT SPITTING FAT?!???

Or was this all a ploy for the firemen?

[El Presidente]

I'm all for letting earthworm Jim out for a bit of air. But prez, why were you cooking with no barrier between little rob and the BURNING HOT SPITTING FAT?!???

Or was this all a ploy for the firemen?

I am T shirt only past 10pm in my house/hotel.. Master of my domain etal....

You barge in at 10:05 and you will cop an eye full. Go get a real job.

[Bulldog4]

maybe a tad inappropriate but someone has to say it may aswell be the new guy.. you have to watch out with those firemen you know they love playing with hoses... am I right

[markmurase]

Rob, if you've got it I guess you may as well flaunt it

[Ken Gargett]

back in my legal days, i used to act for harry trigaboff/meriton - would have loved to have sued you for that!

but do they not have your credit card details? why have they not simply charged that and left it to you to sue them? if that is the case, go the small claims tribunal (or whatever the nsw equivalent is) and don't mention the wedding tackle swinging free.

[Ryan]

Next time, do it right!

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/asia-pacific/irishman-caused-335-000-flood-damage-to-australian-hotel-1.1786463

[Colt45]

What's with the T shirt?

[PapaDisco]

In the States every fireman I know says smoke alarms in the kitchen are the dumbest idea ever. Far too sensitive for that room. Bummer about the fine.

[madandana]

I am T shirt only past 10pm in my house/hotel.. Master of my domain etal....

You barge in at 10:05 and you will cop an eye full. Go get a real job.

Good to know what time to make my exit from your house parties this fall in Havana.

[Fuzz]

Would it not be cheaper just to rent an apartment in Sydney? Seriously, you're here every month for several days. No pesky hotel staff, you can answer the front door as naked as a jaybird if you please, and you can smoke anytime if you want.

[Guest rob]

Would it not be cheaper just to rent an apartment in Sydney? Seriously, you're here every month for several days. No pesky hotel staff, you can answer the front door as naked as a jaybird if you please, and you can smoke anytime if you want.

Who's going to make the bed and clean the apartment?

[Fuzz]

Who's going to make the bed and clean the apartment?

[Lotusguy]

I'm freesnaking as I write this

[KoreanCowboy]

Have a daughter. You'll quickly learn to wear pants or at least shorts at all times.

[stargazer14]

I bought a new (old) house, perched on a steep slope with a large picture window in the front to take in the view.

The first night it was mine, before anything was moved in, I spent the night in the living room in a sleeping bag.

I sleep in the buff.

So at about 3am I am awakened by the loudest roaring I have ever heard, like a train was going thru the house,

at the same time huge blinding light was coming thru the windows -

all this overloading my senses 10 seconds after waking from a very deep sleep was

almost too much for my brain to comprehend and I was certain a UFO had come to take me away.

Here I am, standing stark, in front of giant glass window in full blazing light for about 30 seconds

before I realized it was a helicoptor, hovering about 50 ft away, at my level, looking into the house with one of many spotlights.

Scared the * out of me. They must have had a shock too.

About 10mins later the State Police showed up, turns out they were looking for a mental patient that walked out of the facitity about a mile away. I was a good candidate. My house had been empty for a number of years and they often ended up here after disappearing.

I would have loved to talked to one of the pilots after.

[johnhenry]

You should have shook your wonder worm at the fire marshal and told him I have my own "fire hose " and slamed the door in the face!;}

[SaintLuis]

Fantastic thread. 5 stars.

Saint

[Drguano]

I am T shirt only past 10pm in my house/hotel.. Master of my domain etal....

You barge in at 10:05 and you will cop an eye full. Go get a real job.

Um...what was the evening schedule for Havanafest?

[StingMeadery]

Next time try the clothes iron on full outside with a skillet on top

If they work for toasted sandwhiches...

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[Marker]

Stargazer. They were probably staring at your fear boner.

Rob, you should have showed them were to stick it. Wasn't that far from where they were looking anyhow.

[ogus]

at that rate bring Joe Walsh and a chainsaw

[mk05]

120 days. Damn. That is not normal here in the US.

[Smalls]

I occasionally give my dogs vienna sausages as a treat. I don't think "free snaking" would be the best choice for me and my long-term health and happiness.