BigWill Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 My wife and I argued about cutting a tree down, the funny part is that it's at my job. The tree is nowhere near any buildings or walkways. I work on a large campus with a lot of trees all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacock Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I once introduced my wife as "my future ex wife". That didn't go over well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosgate Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 About the fact she chose to break up with me after 5yrs over the phone. (Good Riddance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWC Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Pertinent Joke: I married an Irish girl. I ordered her to clean the house, cook dinner and have it on the table. The 1st day I didn't see anything, the 2nd day I didn't see anything either but by the 3rd day, some of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye enough that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have difficulty urinating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Festa Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Pertinent Joke: I married an Irish girl. I ordered her to clean the house, cook dinner and have it on the table. The 1st day I didn't see anything, the 2nd day I didn't see anything either but by the 3rd day, some of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye enough that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have difficulty urinating. Haha Although a little close to home for me.... my wife is Irish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Dumbest argument? Sex. Apparently....I don't put out enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poisonowns Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I once introduced my wife as "my future ex wife". That didn't go over well. I referred to mine as "wife number 1" one time. Didn't go well. I also have my son referring to her as "the warden". Didn't go well at first but she's warming up to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Ole is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. Ole says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife, Lena. The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." Ole says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. " 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuintero Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Ole is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. Ole says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife, Lena. The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." Ole says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. " Ha!! Stealing that one!! Top stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cohiba Stevie Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Lol I have been involved in a few stupid ones. The weirdest was when she seen pictures of me on her Facebook, surrounded by what she describes as younger more attractive women at a staff party. The people I was actually with were the team I manage of whom I am in charge of lol. Nevertheless it blew over fairly quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghabanos Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I don't live with my Mrs so most arguments (from her side) are about the time we spend together but overall we're all good. Side Note; one of my mrs' middle names is Vittoria after her fathers baot Teacher... How do I arrange it so I don't live with mrs,,, very interesting arrangement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul3 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Me (trying to remember): "honey, what's the dumbest thing we ever argued about?". Wife (quite sure of her answer): "you". I walked right into it and didn't even see it coming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Apparently....I don't put out enough. There are pills for that...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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