What is the dumbest thing you and your spouse or sigO have ever fought about

[BigWill]

My wife and I argued about cutting a tree down, the funny part is that it's at my job. The tree is nowhere near any buildings or walkways. I work on a large campus with a lot of trees all around.

[Peacock]

I once introduced my wife as "my future ex wife". That didn't go over well.

[Fosgate]

About the fact she chose to break up with me after 5yrs over the phone. (Good Riddance)

[DWC]

Pertinent Joke:

I married an Irish girl. I ordered her to clean the house, cook dinner and have it on the table. The 1st day I didn't see anything, the 2nd day I didn't see anything either but by the 3rd day, some of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye enough that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have difficulty urinating.

[Jeremy Festa]

Pertinent Joke:

I married an Irish girl. I ordered her to clean the house, cook dinner and have it on the table. The 1st day I didn't see anything, the 2nd day I didn't see anything either but by the 3rd day, some of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye enough that I could fix myself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. I still have difficulty urinating.

Haha

Although a little close to home for me.... my wife is Irish

[CanuckSARTech]

Dumbest argument? Sex. Apparently....I don't put out enough.

[poisonowns]

I once introduced my wife as "my future ex wife". That didn't go over well.

I referred to mine as "wife number 1" one time. Didn't go well.

I also have my son referring to her as "the warden". Didn't go well at first but she's warming up to it.

[Drguano]

Ole is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

There are two sheriff's deputies there.

He asks if there is a problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

Ole says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife, Lena.

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Ole says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "

[CaptainQuintero]

Ole is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

There are two sheriff's deputies there.

He asks if there is a problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

Ole says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife, Lena.

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Ole says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "

Ha!! Stealing that one!! Top stuff!

[Cohiba Stevie]

Lol I have been involved in a few stupid ones.

The weirdest was when she seen pictures of me on her Facebook, surrounded by what she describes as younger more attractive women at a staff party.

The people I was actually with were the team I manage of whom I am in charge of lol.

Nevertheless it blew over fairly quickly.

[Ghabanos]

I don't live with my Mrs so most arguments (from her side) are about the time we spend together but overall we're all good.

Side Note; one of my mrs' middle names is Vittoria after her fathers baot

Teacher... How do I arrange it so I don't live with mrs,,, very interesting arrangement...

[Paul3]

Me (trying to remember): "honey, what's the dumbest thing we ever argued about?".

Wife (quite sure of her answer): "you".

I walked right into it and didn't even see it coming.

[Colt45]

Apparently....I don't put out enough.

There are pills for that......