El Presidente Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 From my good mate manu The Jewish Elbow… A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?" "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ......... "What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?" 3
Fuzz AI Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Why is it that when I read that, it sounded just like Estelle Costanza (George's mother on Seinfeld) in my head...
ogus Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Why is it that when I read that, it sounded just like Estelle Costanza (George's mother on Seinfeld) in my head... that would be Italian but not much dif
Fuzz AI Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 that would be Italian but not much dif Estelle Harris is Jewish. She also does the voice of Death's mother in Family Guy.
mash Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 Could have been my grandmother. This also fits our habit of answering a question with a question.
Smallclub Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 This is an anti-Semitic joke, please close the thread. j/k
Ken Gargett Posted March 2, 2014 Posted March 2, 2014 This is an anti-Semitic joke, please close the thread. j/k on the same day, i got banned from catholic jokes. oh, the injustice! by 'catholic jokes', i meant telling them.
CooGAR Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 In your head, who didn't read the grandmother's role with a heavy Jewish accent......raise you hand! LOL! Nice joke....
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