I miss my Indiyah !

[OZCUBAN]

[khamy]

One *** sandwich to go please.

[bummy]

Nice Work

[Nino]

Acha Sahib, Aim dirty an' my mamsahib is dirty-too ...

[Smallclub]

That's what happens when you graduate from "anus english academy"…

I hope the doctor who tastes seman is a leadie…

[Guest rob]

They write and speak English far better than I'll ever speak Indian!

Just watch up for the heavy erection!

[Hazza]

We're all laughing, but it is so important to go slowly through accidental porn areas

[Blakes]

I bet the restaurant with the offer on when you buy a Biriyani is popular with the leadies!

[Ginseng]

Ouch, ouch, ouch. That was funny as hell to read but painful to the eyeballs!

Wilkey

[bresdogsr]

Laughed out loud. Pretty funny!

[Habana Mike]

First trip there next month. Looking forward to some Cilli Beep, Child Bears and a Masaz!

Here's to hoping I avoid the bed shits....

[ZinZan]

First trip there next month. Looking forward to some Cilli Beep, Child Bears and a Masaz!

Here's to hoping I avoid the bed shits....

You might not get bed shits but your belly to shits from the cilli beep n cock briyani

[oliverdst]

I spent 10 days in India 2 years ago. Like Cuba, it's a unique country.

About the English grammar the problem is only not-poor people go to a school that teaches English. And in India most of people is poor. So, I think, this is the street English, what you hear is what you write.

[cigcars]

And I thought it was just a case of our citizens in the States teaching English to folks overseas...because we can't seem to speak and spell proper English anymore, either! But, as rob from Canberra said; they're speaking English a heckuva lot better than I would be speaking Indian!