Your "Mancomplishments"

[Stanislaw]

This is one of the best threads ever......

I work in the movie and tv business so most of my mancomplishments are pathetic....

I once had to tell Mariah Carey "no"

I once got into an argument in two languages with Martina Navratilova

I stood up at the end of a cast and crew screening of the Film "Patch Adams" and announced, "wow, that sucked!"

I had to tell a well known hip hop artists security guys to give me their guns while on set

None of this comes close to how awesome my dad was....

[DrunkenMonkey]

My wife asked me today,'What are you doing today,I said "nothing", She said,"yeah ? Well, You did that yesterday"

I then said, Yeah, but I didn't finish.

Now that's a man.

[canadianbeaver]

I once had to tell Mariah Carey "no"

I cannot imagine for what. But pics or did not happen.

[madandana]

Rode my Harley 171/2 hours straight.From Mn to Boseman Montana.Yes, my arse was sore.

Disarmed a man who was clicking the revolver in my face.When I opened the gun up later there was 2 open spots then a bullit. Next click would have been serious.

[CanuckSARTech]

I parallel parked a train.

LOL!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Simon does what I say.

I tried this in Cuba. Doesn't work.

This is one of the best threads ever......

I work in the movie and tv business so most of my mancomplishments are pathetic....

I once had to tell Mariah Carey "no"...

LOL. Awesome. I used to work in specialized security years back, and had to do the same. She was not a happy chicka (wanted to go out partying at an unwise downtown Toronto club).

[dangolf18]

Only thing in my mind that counts as a mancomplishment is being a good father.

[Skyfall]

Once, I traveled back in time to try and stop a scientist from inventing a robot that becomes self aware and forms an army of robots that try to take over the world, which leads to a massive humans vs robots war and eventually nuclear destruction. This stupid emo kid tried to help, but he just got in the way! Turns out, the stupid kid ends up being my boss.

Totes Cray!

LOL FML YOLO

#TimeTravelSaveTheWorldFAIL #TheFutureIsYetToBeWritten #I'llBeBack #NudieTimeTravel

[asmith]

Brought a guy back to life in a car crash. He was doing a u-turn on crest of a hill and got t-boned on the drivers side by another car. We were the next car there, he had no pulse and wasn't breathing. Thumped him in the chest which produced a pulse for the next ten mins gave mouth to mouth before ambo and fireies arrives he stopped breathing several times, (feel free to insert stupid *** joke here Ken). They cut him out and ambos took him away not sure if he lived or died but he was alive when I told to step back. We then continued on to my mates birthday party that night and my efforts meant I didn't buy a drink all night.

[headstand]

my efforts meant I didn't buy a drink all night.

What some people will do for free drinks!

But seriously, that was heroic Smithy.

[Skyfall]

Brought a guy back to life in a car crash. He was doing a u-turn on crest of a hill and got t-boned on the drivers side by another car. We were the next car there, he had no pulse and wasn't breathing. Thumped him in the chest which produced a pulse for the next ten mins gave mouth to mouth before ambo and fireies arrives he stopped breathing several times, (feel free to insert stupid *** joke here Ken). They cut him out and ambos took him away not sure if he lived or died but he was alive when I told to step back. We then continued on to my mates birthday party that night and my efforts meant I didn't buy a drink all night.

@asmith- Thanks for posting, this is a great community, glad you're here. Try to go by the "Newbie Introduction" thread and introduce yourself so everyone can get to know you first. Welcome and enjoy!

[Colt45]

This stupid emo kid tried to help, but he just got in the way!

Totes Cray!

Whatever happened to the emos? It seems the hipsters have come out on top in the emo / steampunker / hipster wars.

Oops - wrong discussion.......

[Skyfall]

Whatever happened to the emos? It seems the hipsters have come out on top in the emo / steampunker / hipster wars.

Oops - wrong discussion.......

Emo's are just ironically and unjustly depressed and lazier hispters.

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself!"

[CanuckSARTech]

Emo's are just ironically and unjustly depressed and lazier hispters.

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself!"

LOL. So evil....

[Fuzz]

Whatever happened to the emos? It seems the hipsters have come out on top in the emo / steampunker / hipster wars.

Oops - wrong discussion.......

Steampunk is alive and well. Go to a comic or AV con and you'll see plenty of steampunkers, though you will get the occasional poser in the mix.

[Nino]

Mancomplishments

Hmmm, I've got a camera or two, like to take photographs and many believe that I keep a nice hobby "on the side" ....

http://www.whitezine...nino-munoz.html

Nino-Munoz-Beyonce

Nino-Munoz-Eva-Longoria

Nino-Munoz-Gisele-Bundchen

All photographs copyright Nino Munoz .....

[Nino]

I think Nino has the best mancomplishment by far-miles ahead. Everyone else did some very admirable things, but Nino-wow!

Hmmmmmmmm,

K. : Read the small print ....

But yes, I admit I receive more enquiries regarding the Nino Munoz pictures than I do about cigars, storage, RH, sources, etc - everyone wants to know what I do "on the side" .............

Funny

Nino ... Munoz

[westg]

I parallel parked a train.

Once pitched an entire Baseball Game in 27 pitches.

I once won a staring contest while asleep.

I have thrice rescued a kitten from outer space.

Michael Jordan once waited in line for my shoes.

Elvis used to inform people when I left the building.

Sharks have a week dedicated to me.

I can hear sign language.

Mosquitos never bite me out of pure respect.

I have routinely taught old dogs new tricks.

I am the only person who has actually confirmed that in fact a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

When police pull me over, I let them off with a warning.

Once flew a jet in reverse.

Santa Claus writes letters to me.

My "manhood" has an elbow.

My freezer has an absolute zero setting.

Simon does what I say.

My treehouse has a finished basement.

I won an Oscar for my role in Star Wars as "The Force".

When I snooze, I win.

My shot glass holds a pint.

I once built a snowman out of rain and kept it cold with a flame thrower.

I once counted every star in the sky during the middle of the day.

My cold shoulder can reverse global warming.

I once killed 10 men with a single grenade, then pulled the pin.

I always know exactly how many chickens I have before they hatch.

I once took a final exam and my professor failed himself.

When I was a baby I sang my mother to sleep.

I have never stopped to collaborate and listen.

I once won a game of connect four with three pieces.

It takes 18 seconds for me to find a needle in a haystack.

My two cents is actually worth $37.40.

The Birds and the Bees teach each other about me.

When I watch a pot it boils faster.

When I cannonball into a pool it is recognized as an official declaration of war.

I have a Black Belt in Fishing.

I use a knife to do my own taxes.

I can jet ski a double black diamond

I have fought a fire with a samurai sword.

A rattlesnake once bit me and then it died after 3 days of pain.

My shadow constantly wonders what I will do next.

Bet you can slam a revolving door to..

[Skyfall]

Bet you can slam a revolving door to..

Slam a revolving door to where?

[Stanislaw]

I cannot imagine for what. But pics or did not happen.

Well, I don't have a pic of me actually doing it OR her response (but I wish I did) but here's a pic from the movie that I worked on where she had a cameo and the producer was afraid of her and her high string assistant so they sent me into her trailer.... She's actually a nice woman aside from all that diva crap....

[Skyfall]

This is hilarious!

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/8afy

[mychetboy]

_{Being a real father to my son's and a husband to my wife are my greatest accomplishments...nothing will ever top those.}

[Peacock]

After 2 years of collecting parts, mock up, solving issues, assembly, paint and bug fixes...I licensed my home built, custom HD chopper this summer. If I could figure out how to post a pic...I would.

[jat]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Did I laugh ....I suspose now when you hear that whistle blowing, you'll hang you head and cry..Soooey! I bet there's rich folks eating from a fancy dining car. They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.......

[jat]

I spent an entire week with my in laws.

I pissed blood while passing my first kidney stone, and kept working through my night shift.

Like you I have also experienced both of these things in my life and if faced with a choice between the two at some time in the future....well the kidney stone wasn't that bad really.

[potpest]

I had intercourse for over 21 minutes, with a real woman aswell