El Presidente Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 I love eccentric charachters....they really are the champagne of life We were discussing this on the deck yesterday with mates and our own Ken came up as the most eccentric person we know...and getting worse The house is a brothel....but we need to remove our shoes to walk on his brown carpet ......it was once cream. He collects water. Roughly 50 containers. he is preparing for the next drought. We have 90%+ water in our dams and it hasn't stopped raining for 3 years. In reality he he is breeding mosquitos. He dances in his underwear. He answers the door in his underwear. His mum asked him to stop wearing the "T'shirt' "I am not a gynacologist but I am happy to take a look" He wears it shopping for groceries He believes incessantly that my plugging in to his extension cord for filming brings down his internet "thingy". He believes there is a platypus living in his front creek. Chernobyl 3 months post had more life than his creek He refers to Jesus as the "Magic Jew" He found out we had a moderators forum 3 years after it was launched. He dances in his rocking chair....and thinks he is good. Hat's off to all those who walk to a different beat
First Lady Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 I so miss seeing Ken, he always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face Love my Ken
wemann Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Reading this just made my day, I almost had a tear in my eye.... almost haha KEN YOU RIPPER!
Duxnutz Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Reminds me of an Argentinian gentleman I lived with during the ski season one year. The guy ate and drank everything out of drinking glasses (spaghetti, meat, anything) and was an exact Argentinian replica of Kramer if ever there was one. The ladies loved him though! On a different tangent, I think Ken should market his own 'Ken doll' figurines inclusive of the Gyno tshirt. There may be an untapped market!
Wil Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 His mum asked him to stop wearing the "T'shirt' "I am not a gynacologist but I am happy to take a look" He wears it shopping for groceries This made me laugh. A lot.
CUBANO Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 He answers the door in his underwear. That is a great way of getting rid of door to door salesman. Ken is a genious.
Scdalak Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Just once Rob can you do a review from Kens Living room as opposed to his Deck??? Would probably be the most watched review in Forum History, even if you review a Guant Christales!!
CanuckSARTech Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 ....He refers to Jesus as the "Magic Jew" LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Cohiba Stevie Posted July 25, 2013 Posted July 25, 2013 Watched a bbc special about platypuses and echidnas not too long ago. Fascinating creatures.
Ken Gargett Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 I love eccentric charachters....they really are the champagne of life We were discussing this on the deck yesterday with mates and our own Ken came up as the most eccentric person we know...and getting worse The house is a brothel....but we need to remove our shoes to walk on his brown carpet ......it was once cream. He collects water. Roughly 50 containers. he is preparing for the next drought. We have 90%+ water in our dams and it hasn't stopped raining for 3 years. In reality he he is breeding mosquitos. He dances in his underwear. He answers the door in his underwear. His mum asked him to stop wearing the "T'shirt' "I am not a gynacologist but I am happy to take a look" He wears it shopping for groceries He believes incessantly that my plugging in to his extension cord for filming brings down his internet "thingy". He believes there is a platypus living in his front creek. Chernobyl 3 months post had more life than his creek He refers to Jesus as the "Magic Jew" He found out we had a moderators forum 3 years after it was launched. He dances in his rocking chair....and thinks he is good. Hat's off to all those who walk to a different beat seriously? after your performance this week? i saw the headline and i thought, i wonder what poor sod is copping his rubbish this week. charming. 1. no one, and i mean no one, has traipsed as much mud and crap on to my carpet as you. no one. do you not even recall bagging my carpet one day only to find it was your muddy footprint? 2. as you well know, i started during the drought. i continue for two reasons - again, as you well know. my balcony tap is stuffed so it is easier to catch the rain. secondly, pardon me for trying to do my bit for the environment. 3. you are making assumptions. you have never seen that. true or not (and sometimes, who needs the undies), you have no evidence. 4. you make that sound like a bad thing. 5. that shirt was given to me by the chairman of the CMC. the head body to fight crime and corruption in qld. so there can be nothing wrong with it. and she has never seen it (you have mistaken that for a perhaps more offensive one, also given to me by said CMC chaiman, which i forgot i had on and wondered why i was getting a lot of very dirty looks at the local servo. 6. no. you pulling out the wrong cord every week when you unplug your crap stuffs my internet thingy. 7. idiot. i have seen one. may i provide some info from wildlife sites pertaining to brisbane. Gold Creek is a tributary of the waterway and is dammed by a small reservoir called Gold Creek Dam. The creek is a platypus hotspot with a number of locations along the creek being good places to spot the shy animal.[3] The creek has the most platypus sightings for any Brisbane waterway, followed by Enoggera Creek.[4] 8. in fairness, i am more likely to refer to him as 'your imaginary friend', but that is one long list. 9. do you think it might have helped if you had told me? after all, i was/am one of the so-called moderators. 10. i am good. and do i have to provide a post of shame as to your conduct this week?
AndrewNR Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 There certainly does seem to be something mythical about the beast we call Ken..
Guest rob Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 and do i have to provide a post of shame as to your conduct this week? Yes please!
alloy Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 seriously? after your performance this week? i saw the headline and i thought, i wonder what poor sod is copping his rubbish this week. charming. and do i have to provide a post of shame as to your conduct this week? Now that would be interesting!
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