Fuzz Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 If I suddenly wound up in Hell, it would take me three weeks before realising I wasn't at work. So yeah, $4m for 4 years (in an Aus prison like Parklea Correctional) would be a nice change. Think about it, free accommodation, 3 square meals a day, free Foxtel and internet, Zumba classes to keep fit, and plenty of time to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I was hesitant on the subject at first, but from what I'm reading on everyone's responses....I can have internet access!??? And - even TV (cable, please)? Sign me up too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltoasto Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Yes, where do I sign? Wait! Do I get to keep my soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Money...just a game. To have "enough" is "enough". 4 years with no laughter, mates , family? keep the 4 mill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikesupremedunk Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 If I could have wifi, a macbook pro, and as much cigars as I want sure why not. We're speaking hypothetically right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 not to rain on the parade, but i suspect that law enforcement in most countries do not allow you to design your on prison. or bring in various accoutrements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul3 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 OK I'll make it easier. Lets say you will have your own cell, you will be minimum security in less than a year, your family visits on weekends, you're not getting raped and . Would you do 4 years for 4 mil? So you're asking if I'd stay married for 4 years? And I'd get paid 4 million? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamondog Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 not to rain on the parade, but i suspect that law enforcement in most countries do not allow you to design your on prison. or bring in various accoutrements. Im guessing nobody would pay someone 4 mil to spend 4 years in prison either lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srsMichael Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I would do it for sure. Im 28 years old and have no kids right now. I would require conjugal visits from my soon to be wife so I could get her preggos. It would be tough but I would get out when I was 32-33 years old. I would have over 4 million dollars, own a house, own two cars, and have zero debt (well besides my current house). It would suck to not be able to see my children be born but I would spend the rest of my life as a house dad watching them grow up 90% of the time. How many people get to retire at 33 with millions in the bank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Im guessing nobody would pay someone 4 mil to spend 4 years in prison either lol Touche` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BatFastard Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 So, that's kind of like being locked in a half-a$$ed NHL contract with the Flames then?? HAHAHAHA!!! Good call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemoretime Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 OK I'll make it easier. Lets say you will have your own cell, you will be minimum security in less than a year, your family visits on weekends, you're not getting raped and . Would you do 4 years for 4 mil? What u talkin bout willis......Take the cornbread already...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I would do it for sure. Im 28 years old and have no kids right now. I would require conjugal visits from my soon to be wife so I could get her preggos. It would be tough but I would get out when I was 32-33 years old. I would have over 4 million dollars, own a house, own two cars, and have zero debt (well besides my current house). It would suck to not be able to see my children be born but I would spend the rest of my life as a house dad watching them grow up 90% of the time. How many people get to retire at 33 with millions in the bank? No amount of money is worth missing your kids being born, IMO. Maybe that's the knowledge of hindsight talking, but I just don't think it's worth it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophidion Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I've done it for free. I got ripped off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 I'd do it. No questions. I've actually always kind of wanted to be forced into a prison like situation, would let me focus on developing a single skill. I have way too much trouble trying to focus on a single thing. Spend my time in the prison library, working out, getting payed to do it. Come out with focussed mind, discipline, and get to see people on the other side of life and see how they work. That's without perks like internet aswell, I'd do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brutusthebuckeye Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Before wife and kids came along I would have no problem doin time.....I've been told a few times that I look like I've done time in state pen...shaved head goatee big guy stereotype .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persianpirate Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 interesting & timely news story i ran across that reminded me of this thread "Neglected prisoner gets $15.5 million after serving 22 months in solitary" http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/neglected-prisoner-gets-15-5-million-serving-22-181425242.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1LegLance Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Reminds me of this old joke... Guy at a bar starts talking to a pretty lady. Ask her the old hypothetical question "would you have sex with a stranger for $1 miilion dollars" At first she says no, they talk about it and before long she says "well yeah I guess I would have sex with a stranger for $1 million dollars" "Ok" he says "how about $50 to have sex with me?" "No way" she says outraged Quietly he says "Why not, we have already established you are willing to be a prostitue, now we are just working on the price" So like others have said it seems like a good deal to do "light" time for 4 yrs for $4 mill. But the reality is I bet almost anyone who is currently in prison would for white collar crime would trade $4 million to get out and not be told: When to eat. Where & when to sleep Who to hang out with What to do and when Or just have someone wearing a uniform watching you 24hrs a day. So along with other great offers I have turned down in this life, no thanks. Money is just paper but time is all we are given in this world and the freedom on how to spend it is what makes free will priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 But the reality is I bet almost anyone who is currently in prison would for white collar crime would trade $4 million to get out and not be told: When to eat. Where & when to sleep Who to hang out with What to do and when Or just have someone wearing a uniform watching you 24hrs a day. LOL. Sounds like a part of my job.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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