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Non smoker interviewing smoker!!

Lady: Do you smoke?

Man: Yes

Lady: How many packs a day?

Man: 3 packs

Lady: How much per pack?

Man: £10.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your f#%!ing Ferrari then?

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Um, thats a lot of money a month lol. I spend at most on cigars £50-£100 every month or two. Guess I worry about my finances all the time. Flame me if you wanna!

Tapatalk'd from my Note II part Tres

Posted

Excellent!!!

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