olympic humour?

Ken Gargett
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Husband says to wife, "My London Olympic condoms have arrived.

... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."

canadianbeaver Prominentes

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I get them all but this one:

Canadian athlete visiting his Scottish girlfriend's quarters:

Him: "Is that a donught or a meringue?"

Her: "No, you are right!"

Me dumb Canuck...

Montaigut Marevas

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I get them all but this one:

Canadian athlete visiting his Scottish girlfriend's quarters:

Him: "Is that a donught or a meringue?"

Her: "No, you are right!"

Me dumb Canuck...

Hi Lisa,

No, not dumb at all...

Try saying it out loud with a very strong Glaswegian accent (with apologies to all my Scottish friends!)

Cheers

Dan

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Ok... Well first of all, you have to stretch it to think that doughnut and meringue go together.

Then with a heavy Scottish accent say a meringue as a verb, as "or am I ..."

Ken Gargett Pelo De Oro

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Australia launching a new trend:

SILVER IS THE NEW GOLD

first of all, anything written by that dill must be completely discounted. dud footballer who seems determined to make himself a celebrity.

that said, it has been heartening to see how often we are in the top two nations in the world in so many sports. too many actually. not the best timing for those of us heading to the land of the long whinge to see our useless wallabies cop another caning (if only they'd leave deans there when they return).

the sad thing is that the idiots in the aussie press predicting golds out the wazoo will have forgotten how silly they look in four years and repeat it.

however, not over yet and if we cannot at least beat nz then it is a dire olympics indeed.

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first of all, anything written by that dill must be completely discounted. dud footballer who seems determined to make himself a celebrity.

that said, it has been heartening to see how often we are in the top two nations in the world in so many sports. too many actually. not the best timing for those of us heading to the land of the long whinge to see our useless wallabies cop another caning (if only they'd leave deans there when they return).

the sad thing is that the idiots in the aussie press predicting golds out the wazoo will have forgotten how silly they look in four years and repeat it.

however, not over yet and if we cannot at least beat nz then it is a dire olympics indeed.

i agree, he is a bit of a self-promoting **** (we had to suffer through his commentary at the RWC for games involving the wallabies). but he does have a colourful personality, however misguided. this kind of of satire writing suits him much better than trying to say anything serious and is good value hot air.

and its better than all those media idiots who turn on all of their athletes as failures when they don't get gold/or a medal/ ... generally after having built them up into dead certs beforehand. [those athletes who actually believed their own press and talked themselves up before going down (which is a sport aussies excel at - magnussen the prime example) did however, deserve to cop it].

i hate it most when the idiots on telly ignore or patronise athletes who don't medal even when they've outperformed expectations by a country mile.

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