anacostiakat Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Prepare yourselves! It is coming! The Rapture! I think I will be drinking and smoking and will not notice that it has come and gone.
Warren Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Well that's just bloody fantastic. As if the traffic in Brisbane isn't bad enough I now will have to try to drive around abandoned cars because those gormless happy clappers who once drove them will be flying off to jesus.
laficion Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 I will not stand for it , my Humidor and I will not go down without a fight Lone Survivor signing out
SCgarman Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Folks have been predicting these type of scenarios for thousands of years, Baloney!
CDNeh Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 If it happens, I will use the same excuse as the fisherman below. An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" "Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!" Prepare yourselves! It is coming!The Rapture! I think I will be drinking and smoking and will not notice that it has come and gone.
Stalebread Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Damn. I guess this means I won't be around to witness the 2012 end-of-the-world as "predicted" by the Mayans.
bassman Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Actually, the Mayans did not predict the world's end in 2012. That is the year the Mayan calendar resets to zero.
PigFish Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Wait... we can't talk of religion without Ken! While I am a Christian I am not a pre-tribulation rapturist!!! Now say that 5 times fast! One thing that endures throughout time is the belief that man's time on earth will end. Some believe in the return of JC, others in climate change or a plethora of other things. Religions of God, or religions of science are neither few nor far between. I will enjoy smoking fine Cuban cigars until the bitter, or better end! I hope you will do the same. -Piggy
BobKincaid Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Prepare yourselves! It is coming!The Rapture! I think I will be drinking and smoking and will not notice that it has come and gone. I'm frantically casting about for fundies with good taste in cigars and exotic sports cars. The instant they launch, I'm down the road in the Porsche with the humi strapped in the front seat. I'll gladly make a burnt offering daily (even hourly) of their cuban tobacco in the interest of their recently raptured souls. One question I can't seem to get answered: they gonna rapture naked or with their clothes on? The former could be more than a little embarrassing for them . . . Disclaimer: I'm a Frisbeeterian. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.
ksblazer Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 I guess I'll be smoking my very best cigars over the next couple of days then
sloth Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 This would be specially mean to a friend of mine... We are celebrating his birthday on Friday night and he just survived a widow maker heart attack two weeks ago!
Ryan Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 I don't care what people believe really, unless those beliefs harm other people. I'm all for live and let live, whether it's kooky, sick, twisted, perverted I don't care as long as it's among consenting adults who at least make an effort to keep it to themselves. In this case however, preaching the end of the world with such a specific date should be criminalised, I know that might sound extreme but this stuff has the capacity to do harm, not a million miles from incitement of violence. Many people, who may already not be the sharpest tool in the shed, can be convinced by this stuff and throw away their life savings and convince their kids not to worry about or prepare for college etc. I've seen reports of quite a few examples realting to the current prophecy. In extreme cases there are the Koreshes, Jim Jones and that comet guy in the 90s. Too many people are too easily persuaded to lose grip on reality and that's when stupid stuff happens.
BradNC Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 I want to be sitting on Ken's deck with the Czar crew when it hits the fan.
Stalebread Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Actually, the Mayans did not predict the world's end in 2012. That is the year the Mayan calendar resets to zero. A technicality. It's still a disappointment. And remember -- the facts, no matter how interesting, are irrelevant.
melies Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 REPENT!!!! The only way to save yourselves is by sending me all of your Habanos!!! and you will fly to heaven in a golden donkey! but if you send me plugged one's you will burn in hell smoking only cigarettes
MrGlass Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus. Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.
Peter11216 Posted May 19, 2011 Posted May 19, 2011 Yup, I was just planning on posting this. http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus. Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.
Fuzz Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 STALL YOUR TAX PAYMENTS!!!!! I guess I was right not to put my FY10 tax return in this week...what's a few more days when I'm already 6 months late putting them in.
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