El Presidente Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 My daughter Bec asked me if I was still going fishing with Ken on Sunday (Tuna on Fly). She is a good caring kid I thought, wanting to see dad get out and have some fun. I said "Yes honey, 4:30am start but I will try and be quiet so as not to wake you up". She replies "Any chance you could sleep at kens Saturday night?" "Why Honey?" "Well, I have some friends coming over for a sleepover and ...well...I want to avoid what happened last time when you came into the kitchen at 1am without any pants" My wife joined the conversation...."Rob...best you go and stay elsewhere. This is the first time her friends have come back " So I have been kicked out of the house. Ken has graciously probvided his couch for the night. ......King of my domain my arse
Ghabanos Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 My daughter Bec asked me if I was still going fishing with Ken on Sunday (Tuna on Fly). She is a good caring kid I thought, wanting to see dad get out and have some fun. I said "Yes honey, 4:30am start but I will try and be quiet so as not to wake you up". She replies "Any chance you could sleep at kens Saturday night?" "Why Honey?" "Well, I have some friends coming over for a sleepover and ...well...I want to avoid what happened last time when you came into the kitchen at 1am without any pants" My wife joined the conversation...."Rob...best you go and stay elsewhere. This is the first time her friends have come back " So I have been kicked out of the house. Ken has graciously probvided his couch for the night. ......King of my domain my arse HAHAHAHHAAHAHAH. this is priceless - that's the cost of being a dad. I have two of my own. really young as the oldest is still only two... enjoying these days as much as I can until the day they feel that I have become "uncool" in front of their friends...i guess only inevitable for most dads...
laficion Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 That's telling them Rob !!!! I would do the same, If they can't take it, I shall leave like a Prince, that will teach them My kids once told me, Dad, come on, don't leave angry ........................................Just leave !!!!!!!!
El Presidente Posted April 28, 2011 Author Posted April 28, 2011 That's telling them Rob !!!! I would do the same, If they can't take it, I shall leave like a Prince, that will teach them My kids once told me, Dad, come on, don't leave angry ........................................Just leave !!!!!!!! They set me up Guy....they had it all planned. Eldest Ben is at a concert Saturday night and staying at his friends place. They had to get rid of me as well! That leaves Tommy who is 10, his mother and a house full of 13 year old girls. Tommy asked to come fishing
Puros Y Vino Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 So...the guy who gets kicked out for having no pants is going to stay with the guy who hardly wears pants? This is not going to be pretty. At the very least you can smoke and drink to your heart's content.
headstand Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 So I have been kicked out of the house. Ken has graciously probvided his couch for the night. That's too funny. I predict there will be much fodder for cigar review banter coming out of this. Good luck - to both you and Ken.
Colt45 Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 I thought you were completely used to it by now......
cigarroverzulu Posted April 28, 2011 Posted April 28, 2011 Tuna on a fly, that will be well worth Kens couch.And the smoking and drinking,man some of us are jealous!
Vortigan Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 So...the guy who gets kicked out for having no pants is going to stay with the guy who hardly wears pants? This is not going to be pretty. hahahahahahaha
rckymtn22 Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 So...the guy who gets kicked out for having no pants is going to stay with the guy who hardly wears pants? This is not going to be pretty. At the very least you can smoke and drink to your heart's content. Speaking of Ken, where the heck is he? He's been missing in action for a while.
FlyFishingDude Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Hmmmm, let's see. Wearing pants during a late night fridge raid or being exiled to Ken's. Survey says, wear pants.....
davidl Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 LOL this is some hilarious stuff. My girls are 4 and 6...so i guess I still have some learning ahead of me...
rsd Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Hmm the implication here being that Ken doesn't mind having you in his kitchen with no pants at 1am...
coneatty Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Pres, truly, you are a lucky man. It sounds like you will be allowed back in the house after a day with Ken smoking cigars, playing with your flies and chasing tuna. I would be hearing from my wife's lawyer.
Torontonian Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Something very similar happened to my poor sister when she and I were teenagers. Our father, forgetting that his daughter had overnight guests, moseyed downstairs in the morning, dishevelled and sporting briefs of the tighty-whitie variety. Come to think of it, I don't know that her friends ever returned.
SCgarman Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Now that's funny!- my daughter is only 5 and now I see what I will have to deal with someday!!!
cigaraholic Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Thank god you live in Australia.............in the US you'd probably be in jail for child endangerment.
Fuzz AI Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Rob, in lieu of pants or pajama bottoms, have you ever thought of wearing a sarong? They're quite comfortable.
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