adic88 Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 The Big Day comes for us all one day. What if, at the Pearly Gates, God said to you, "You've been a good person all your life, and despite the No Smoking rules we have up here in Heaven, which two boxes of cigars would you like to bring with you?" Mark Twain aside (http://goo.gl/LhUGQ), what would you tell God? I'd say, "Thanks, God. A box of Montecristo Edmundos and Partagas Shorts, pls." How about you? What would you say?
Holysmokes Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 The Big Day comes for us all one day.What if, at the Pearly Gates, God said to you, "You've been a good person all your life, and despite the No Smoking rules we have up here in Heaven, which two boxes of cigars would you like to bring with you?" Mark Twain aside (http://goo.gl/LhUGQ), what would you tell God? I'd say, "Thanks, God. A box of Montecristo Edmundos and Partagas Shorts, pls." How about you? What would you say? I have to go with 1 box of Partagas P2 or D2 (whichever) & 1 box of Cohiba Siglo II. Only then will I truly be in heaven!
Fuzz AI Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 No smoking rules in Heaven?! I'd rather ask the Devil what he's offering. At least I know things get burned down there!
Cohiba Stevie Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 A box of cohiba robustos and a box of siglo ii... And i would try and sneak in a box of boli pc's aswell lol
michael69 Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 well, I'd take a box of Cohiba Siglo VI Gran Reserva (or is that heaven already, therefore doesn't count?) the other box would be probably pre-embargo dom perignon's or something.... (are the rules of this that you have to actually have a box at the time of death? in which case the pre-embargo ones would have to go! I do have a box of the GR's however........)
laficion Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 First, If he is who he is, he'll know and my 2 boxes will be waiting for me up there , plus I earned them. Second, If I go below,he'll also know since with all the smoking bans, I will have lived in sin, so, I'm sure there will be two boxes waiting near the firery furnace. Either way, I'm sure they're reserved
tmac77 Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 No smoking rules in Heaven?! I'd rather ask the Devil what he's offering. At least I know things get burned down there! I would bring a box of the cohiba gran reserva's and the soon to be released Monte #2 gran reserva's. I would assume that, being in heaven, God would have the inside track on an early release of those monte #2's. i would also have one of those magical boxes that as soon as you took a cigar to smoke another one would apear in the box to replace it. If however there truly is no smoking allowed then I would know that I am in hell already and the devil is greeting me disguised as God.
BossHogg Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 If I had to choose what's already in the humi at home. I would take my Bolivar Petit Belicoso LE 2009 and my H. Upmann Magnum 48 LE's. If I could choose anything, and it didn't have to be something out of my humi.... well let's just say I would have an eternity to think about it
Cohiba007 Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 Sig VI and fresh petit edmundos. That's today's choice at least.
bassman Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 2 boxes = 1 cab, so I'll take a cab of 2002 Partagas Lonsdales.
kjellfrick Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 2 boxes = 1 cab, so I'll take a cab of 2002 Partagas Lonsdales. I read it as 2 boxes = 2 cabs so I'd take a cab of SLR DC and a cab of Partagas Lonsdales! Why are there no 100 cabs?
gsmoke Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 Agreed. A box = cab in my holy book, so a cab of Partagas Shorts and a cab of Lusitanias would keep me happy in the hereafter.
maverickdrinker Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 For me, cohiba gran reservas cohiba lanceros
bc8436 Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 I'll take Cohiba Siglo VI and Partagas Lusitanias with me. Ship the rest via FedEx.
kevinfj Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 Easy. 50 cab of HDM Epicure Especial and RASS. But seeing as I am a reformed atheist.......I'm going to smoke them now. FJ
shrink Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 I'll go with the numbers... A 50 count cab of 2008 Partagas Lusitanias. A 50 count cab of 2008 Upmann Mag 46's.
sharks Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 mmm 2003 Cohiba Siglo VI (had one recently WOW) Cohiba Robusto never let me down Sharks
LuciusSulla Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 Box of Swisher Sweets Wood Tips and a box of Peach Phillies Blunts
Wicky Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 The Big Day comes for us all one day.What if, at the Pearly Gates, God said to you, "You've been a good person all your life, What would you say? I'd ask..."did someone just walk in?" clearly a case of mistaken identity.
LuciusSulla Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 In all honesty, I would probably spend several centuries wringing my hands with indecision at the gates.
armedak Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 I would go with a 50 cab of Upmann Mag 50 and a 50 cab of SLR Double Corona.
cigcars Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 I'd have a box of discontinued Habana Dunhills, whatever lonsdale size or larger there is. Then a first release box of the Behike's, No. 54 please
CohibaBehike Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 1492 and Original Behikes, might as well smoke the best and most expensive right? Might as well go out with a bang!
fugwumpy Posted March 28, 2011 Posted March 28, 2011 Surely, He would realize that anything he created could never be considered contriband and, therefore, send all the anti-smoking zealots down below...
El Presidente Posted March 28, 2011 Posted March 28, 2011 Box of Monte Especial and a bundle of Tampa Customs that I could share with Chuck
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