El Presidente Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 It wasn't to long ago that ken was wondering aloud about getting a dog for some company. Seriously.....if he ever does then he will be on episode 1 of BRISBANE RSPCA. Turned up today for our regular video reviews. ken was dapper as ever but something wasn't quite right. In a scene from "Arachnophobia"...the once serene rural retreat has now been over run by cobwebs. cobwebs on the ceiling, cobwebs on the rocking chair, cobwebs inside the house ON his binoculars (teenage neighbour has obviously moved out). His prized orchids...dead. cobwebs now replacing the beautiful flowers of only a few weeks ago. There is something eerie going on. shooting the review and cobwebs began to appear on the camera equipment, the cigars...ourselves. This was an episode of the X Files..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Maybe Ken has just been working on a new pair of silk pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidmase Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 don't give him any idea's lol lmfao..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torontonian Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 cobwebs inside the house ON his binoculars (teenage neighbour has obviously moved out). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samb Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 That is f-ing scary!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!! Dont know how yall do it down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkz Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 We want pictures!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dochowl Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Maybe it just goes to show how well KG takes care of his place. Without him there, things go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skindiver Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 We want pictures!!! Somehow a picture of Ken fending off a funnel web spider in silk pijamas is not one I want to see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 okay, first, funnel webs are further south, thankfully. secondly, never had a neighbour in range. thirdly, orchids die. it would have been x-files if they didn't. they are in flower heaven and you'll be able to play with them (and the dog you ran over) when you go to heaven - although fat chance of that. fourthly, anyone has any spare geckos, they have a home here. only place in qld without geckos. fifthly, i warned you about annoying my guard spiders. finally, to even bother posting this rubbish, you were clearly as pissed as i thought when you left. you must have been a big hit at your son's footy training. did you run on and tackle someone? lisa, can't be long before you'll get another car as an inducement to be his driver while the next sentence is served. and it could be a long one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 lisa, can't be long before you'll get another car as an inducement to be his driver while the next sentence is served. and it could be a long one. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it killed me the last time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 lisa, can't be long before you'll get another car as an inducement to be his driver while the next sentence is served. and it could be a long one.Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it killed me the last time Interesting how the truth always seems to find a way to ooze out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted April 29, 2010 Author Share Posted April 29, 2010 A few weeks ago....It was all about the glorious Orchids. " I have always had a green thumb" Slowly but surely...everything is covered......it is alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidmase Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 LMFAO LOL LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 extraordinary. the roof has always been like that, i've been away for three weeks and orchids eventually go to orchid heaven. an orchid finally dying hardly equates to running over your own dog. and for this piece of disgraceful betrayal of hospitality, you're back on jam jars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidmase Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 You know its really hard to hear, after a few Ron Zacapa Xo's! lmfao lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Interesting how the truth always seems to find a way to ooze out...... Colt it killed my as my darling husband lost his licence at the exact same time as Rob LOLOL my God I had both of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Colt it killed my as my darling husband lost his licence at the exact same time as Rob LOLOL my God I had both of them Uh, Lisa.......... Have you ever given thought to the fact that the two men who spend the most time with you on a daly basis took to drink in such a fashion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted April 29, 2010 Author Share Posted April 29, 2010 Uh, Lisa..........Have you ever given thought to the fact that the two men who spend the most time with you on a daly basis took to drink in such a fashion? What he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethernut Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenpimp Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 So we've gone from snakes and possums to dead orchids and spiders...Your "swinnging bachelor pad" looks like a den of death now Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 So we've gone from snakes and possums to dead orchids and spiders...Your "swinnging bachelor pad" looks like a den of death now Ken. Tee hee hee (sorry!) tee hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA27 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 okay, first, funnel webs are further south, thankfully.secondly, never had a neighbour in range. thirdly, orchids die. it would have been x-files if they didn't. they are in flower heaven and you'll be able to play with them (and the dog you ran over) when you go to heaven - although fat chance of that. fourthly, anyone has any spare geckos, they have a home here. only place in qld without geckos. fifthly, i warned you about annoying my guard spiders. finally, to even bother posting this rubbish, you were clearly as pissed as i thought when you left. you must have been a big hit at your son's footy training. did you run on and tackle someone? lisa, can't be long before you'll get another car as an inducement to be his driver while the next sentence is served. and it could be a long one. Damn I miss your ramblings Ken! Did you manage to bring back some of that "italian" clothing flair? Perhaps you can work with the spiders and cobwebs and have some sort of OLD/Italian silk clothing line, put a 'spin' to your surname and add some Italian flavour to it like: "Gargetto" or "Gargettaliano" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 actually the drunk idiot sat next to another orchid which had flowered all yesterday but was too pissed to notice. how the mighty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammon Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 actually the drunk idiot sat next to another orchid which had flowered all yesterday but was too pissed to notice. how the mighty... . . Those were made from plastic imitating silk orchids....... those do not count . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 .. Those were made from plastic imitating silk orchids....... those do not count . now that is the first real insult... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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