PigFish Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 To Whom it may concern: Today I am packing up the Smart car, obligatorily ornamented with a "coexist" bumper sticker, and driving down to the local tobacconist (subject to prevailing winds) and buying a 50+ ring non-Cuban cigar to substitute for my slender ring Habanos and misplaced adoration for same! What will I find? Will I be back? - the lost Pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobLobLaw Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Get an Oliva nub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 To Whom it may concern:Today I am packing up the Smart car, obligatorily ornamented with a "coexist" bumper sticker, and driving down to the local tobacconist (subject to prevailing winds) and buying a 50+ ring non-Cuban cigar to substitute for my slender ring Habanos and misplaced adoration for same! What will I find? Will I be back? - the lost Pig Pick up enough of those 50+ ring non-Cubans and you will be able to weigh the Smartcar down for the trip back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 To Whom it may concern:Today I am packing up the Smart car, obligatorily ornamented with a "coexist" bumper sticker, rainbow flag, or window decal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habanos2000 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 To Whom it may concern:Today I am packing up the Smart car, obligatorily ornamented with a "coexist" bumper sticker, and driving down to the local tobacconist (subject to prevailing winds) and buying a 50+ ring non-Cuban cigar to substitute for my slender ring Habanos and misplaced adoration for same! What will I find? Will I be back? - the lost Pig I believe this is one of the signs of the apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 rainbow flag, or window decal? Flags would distract other drivers, change the global air currents and slow down the car. According to the chart the flag may increase emissions 3.926535%. Even though I had to make the choice between VOC emitting vinyl chloride sticker or renewable cotton flag... the flag was out!!! ... I am really hoping I made the right choice about the flag! I wish you had not brought it up. I may need counseling. Unfortunately there is not enough mandated counseling in my health plan. I would talk to my priest but I am a Druid and a flight to Stonehenge is out of the question. - the Pa.. pa.. pi...g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Flags would distract other drivers, change the global air currents and slow down the car. According to the chart the flag may increase emissions 3.926535%. Even though I had to make the choice between VOC emitting vinyl chloride sticker or renewable cotton flag... the flag was out!!! ... I am really hoping I made the right choice about the flag! I wish you had not brought it up. I may need counseling. Unfortunately there is not enough mandated counseling in my health plan. I would talk to my priest but I am a Druid and a flight to Stonehenge is out of the question. - the Pa.. pa.. pi...g No worries! The latest decals are made of soilent green and are 100% biodegradable! No plants or animals screamed in the night to produce these decals! Feel good about doing something good for the planet, and feel secure knowing you have a tasty snack right on your rear window in case of emergencies! And don't worry - when we all have free health care, the world will be your oyster! A pot in every chicken! The streets will be paved with goooooollldd!!!! And oh how they danced The little children of Stonehenge..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
android Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Flags would distract other drivers, change the global air currents and slow down the car. According to the chart the flag may increase emissions 3.926535%. Even though I had to make the choice between VOC emitting vinyl chloride sticker or renewable cotton flag... the flag was out!!! ... I am really hoping I made the right choice about the flag! I wish you had not brought it up. I may need counseling. Unfortunately there is not enough mandated counseling in my health plan. I would talk to my priest but I am a Druid and a flight to Stonehenge is out of the question. - the Pa.. pa.. pi...g Smithy may be able to give you some advice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Smithy may be able to give you some advice! What about choosing cigars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jquest63 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 That it should come to this! Hamlet, 1. 2 When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions. Hamlet, 4. 5 I'm not sure if that helps, but it sounded apropos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesuscookies Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 wow! to think the thin ring gauge cigars are *** enough, but a freakin smart car? Dude, turn in your man card and never come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 rainbow flag, or window decal? I am guessing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA27 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I am guessing... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Either that Prez or.... It's one thing to buy a Prius, but a smart car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyFishingDude Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I am guessing... Me too. Have you found religion Rob or is that a fly fishing knot? No wonder we don't see too many pictures with you and fish........ Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Me too. Have you found religion Rob or is that a fly fishing knot? No wonder we don't see too many pictures with you and fish........ Mike I have always been a religious man my friend. There was a lot of fishing in the bible and hence I gravitated early to Christiandom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 wow! to think the thin ring gauge cigars are *** enough, but a freakin smart car? Dude, turn in your man card and never come back. Man card! Does the Military Industrial Complex issue those or are they from some evil corporate entity delivered as free gifts designed to get kids to eat more sugary cereals? I understand that they dissolve in fluoridated water anyway! What good is that? I of course bath in my clothes in rain water so if I had one it would be safe. Baths are rare however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jquest63 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I have always been a religious man my friend. There was a lot of fishing in the bible and hence I gravitated early to Christiandom Iesous, Christos, Theos, Yios, Soter - ICHTHYS, Greek for Fish and a symbol for Christianity still used today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I am guessing... I'm assuming the pre-christian symbolism..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I think Rob is mistaking Christ for Caligula. I mean, they both wore robes and hung out with Ho's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samb Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Lol^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyFishingDude Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I think Rob is mistaking Christ for Caligula.I mean, they both wore robes and hung out with Ho's More likely Sodom and Gomorrah...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paesano Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Oh Snap! That's gonna leave a mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laficion Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I have always been a religious man my friend. There was a lot of fishing in the bible and hence I gravitated early to Christiandom Rob, Is that your doorbell ringing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Either that Prez or.... It's one thing to buy a Prius, but a smart car! You got your hands on that magic happens sticker pretty quick eh Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I'm assuming the pre-christian symbolism..... Born agains over here Colt, the worst kind like ex smokers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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