Kangaroo495 Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 World’s strongest ****** lifts 31 pounds In Novosibirsk Russia, 42 year-old Tatiata Kozhevnikova broke her own Guinness Record by hefting a glass ball attached to 14-kgs (about 31 pounds) of weight with her ****** muscles. Kozhenikova’s success didn’t happen overnight, but through fifteen years of rigorously training her world class ******. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak,” she said via a bad Russian interpreter. “I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my ******. It took me ages to get it out!” Tatiata now trains with exercise balls made custom for her fierce ******. A string and hook are attached to the balls, allowing more weight to be added as her ****** becomes ever stronger. Since her first record setting lift, Tatiana has championed ****** exercise as a way to improve your sex life. “It’s enough to exercise your ****** five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.” Most men agree; nothing is more pleasurable than having your weakling penis crushed by the titan force of your partner’s intimate lady muscles. Tatiata will undoubtedly become the Chuck Norris of the ****** fitness world, inspiring a generation of women to exercise with her signature series ******-weights and sexercise tapes. Along with the East German women’s swim team in the 1976 Olympics who wowed the world with their penis-sized steroid-clitorises, Tatiata’s achievements will likely go down in history as the first of many Communist triumphs over the U.S. in this post Cold War battle for world supremacy. Picture:
Kangaroo495 Posted July 9, 2009 Author Posted July 9, 2009 Well it could sertainly make life easier. Like having a third arm which can carry 14kg. That would come in handy when carrying the shopping home...
FireDigger Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 Man, all these crazy stories coming out of Russia. Have you heard of the woman who raped 10 guys? Also, the hairdresser who captured the guy who tried to rob her, chained him in the basement and turned him into her sex slave for three days.
terrantheman Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Wow... I'm seriously kinda speechless... I guess the possiblities are endless, LOL!
Kangaroo495 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Posted July 10, 2009 Man, all these crazy stories coming out of Russia. Have you heard of the woman who raped 10 guys? Also, the hairdresser who captured the guy who tried to rob her, chained him in the basement and turned him into her sex slave for three days. I heard of both of those. The problem is here that there is a demographic problem with men. There are far less men in Russia than women. Therefore many girls here are lacking in love. Potentially that could be why the Russian women are so beautiful - they have to take extremely good care of themselves to attract one of the few men who are available... Though, evidently, some of them get impatient...
brutusthebuckeye Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 I heard of both of those. The problem is here that there is a demographic problem with men. There are far less men in Russia than women. Therefore many girls here are lacking in love. Potentially that could be why the Russian women are so beautiful - they have to take extremely good care of themselves to attract one of the few men who are available... Though, evidently, some of them get impatient... Tons of hot women....and not enuff men... Women raping men with good for strong vaginas.......I'm there dude!!!!!
cigarros Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Tremendous Achievement! UHA-HA-HA!!!! Sure her husband happy? Or afraid
Kangaroo495 Posted July 10, 2009 Author Posted July 10, 2009 Tons of hot women....and not enuff men...Women raping men with good for strong vaginas.......I'm there dude!!!!! Sounds absurd, but I guess it's kinda true... Come over! Everyone needs to see this place once in their lives. Aside from the "favourable" situation, it's also a wonderful country full of extremely kind and generous people. Don't believe what you read about it in the press. Only problem is, a lot of the guys who come over here never leave...
ENGPHOTO Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Tatiata’s achievements will likely go down in history as the first of many Communist triumphs over the U.S. in this post Cold War battle for world supremacy.
Smooth Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 I dated a girl with similar powers many years ago... she was amazing, perfect body, amazing personality. I never lasted longer than two minutes, was awful. We broke up...
bassman Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 When I was in St. Petersberg there must have been a fabric shortage. Never saw so many women wearing such short dresses.
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