Chuck Norris

[MIKA27]

not to rain on chuck's parade, but his birthday is the 10th of march, 1940.

10th march is not an auspicious date for a birthday - he shares it with james earl ray and osama bin laden.

[MIKA27]

[Ken Gargett]

nice try!

[Reevzy]

One of the best ones I heard the other day was.......

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug that isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

[westg]

lol at the toilet paper.

me too

[Fuzz]

Beneath Chuck Norris' beard... is another fist.

[Squarehead]

...and lets not forget -

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

and my favorite -

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

what a sis,I'm using a 60 grid grindingwheel

[Smallclub]

cross-thread question:

what's Chuck Norris opinion on same sex marriage?

[bob25]

The best Chuck Norris joke is google "Where is chuck Norris" and go to the first link google find.

I did it for you just press the link above.

[Smallclub]

The best Chuck Norris joke is google "Where is chuck Norris" and go to the first link google find.

Post #17 on the previous page...

[Ryan]

My favourite one

Jesus could walk on water.

Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[westg]

The quickest way to a mans heart...................... is with Chuck Norris's fist.

[TheFullMontecristo]

Beneath Chuck Norris' beard... is another fist.

here's proof.

[bugg4672]

Chuck Norris is a pus*y.......

This says it all. Ronda is Kick Ass. There is nobody better. I use to like Chuck Norris...IN THE 70's....lol

[MIKA27]

cross-thread question:

what's Chuck Norris opinion on same sex marriage?

[PuffDaddie]

Chuck Norris is the Man.