Andrew Smith.....in charge at Czar house.


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Depends what u call surviving...What is the amount of ur deficit now...$480B....add to that everything else that is going on then I guess I would call u a little optimistic..:)

» Czar will be fine.

» The USA was run by a guy with a 1/1000 of Smithy's intellect and it

» survived (only just). :-P

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» Seriously, how confident should I be :surprised:

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» Smith at my desk taking over the day to day operations. Look at him :-| I

» have seen wombats with more of an idea ;-)

I think I would have more confidence in the saluting indian on the desk! At least it is ready to follow orders! :-D

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Laugh all you want you hyenas.

The truth of the story is that I have to run the business now due to Rob's... how do I describe it?

Its like this, Rob has become a beached whale now sitting on the deck. So blinded by the possibilities of a glass of wine and cigar before 10am, that he has just beached himself outside and forgotten how to run the office. I'm there at the desk searching for either a whale conservationists to push him back into the water or a Japanese whale hunter to come and put us all out of our misery. The later is way more appealing option.

So thats why I'm doing what I'm doing.

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» Laugh all you want you hyenas.

»

» The truth of the story is that I have to run the business now due to

» Rob's... how do I describe it?

»

» Its like this, Rob has become a beached whale now sitting on the deck. So

» blinded by the possibilities of a glass of wine and cigar before 10am, that

» he has just beached himself outside and forgotten how to run the office.

» I'm there at the desk searching for either a whale conservationists to

» push him back into the water or a Japanese whale hunter to come and put us

» all out of our misery. The later is way more appealing option.

»

» So thats why I'm doing what I'm doing.

You're a much stronger man than me. This is why I don't work for places that sell alcohol, sedatives, farm animals, women's underwear. etc etc.. and ESPECIALLY fine cuban cigars!

PS. Make sure to go out and throw water on him periodically so that he doesn't dry out before the coast guard gets there with a crane hoist to haul him back to open water.

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» The photo was taken just after Smithy brought down our internet and

» accounting systems network.

Perhaps it would be better I you just closed the business over the weekend.

In other words: damage control. :-P

Think I´ll have to take a look at my account and se how much I really payed for the last order... :lookaround:

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