Ken Gargett Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Govt. bureaucrats!!! Now there is a reason for a gun. Texas Department of Water Representative A Texas Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation." The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land, no questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later,the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the water rep running like crazy for the fence. Close behind was the rancher's huge bull. The bull was gaining on the water rep with every step. The rep was clearly terrified,so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out... "Your card,STUPID! Show him your card!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuma Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby07 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 He must have been a Federal inspector from DC. If he was from Texas he'd have had a gun, shot the damn thing and would be having a nice big steak now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 » He must have been a Federal inspector from DC. If he was from Texas he'd » have had a gun, shot the damn thing and would be having a nice big steak » now! Hah Hah. We can have guns now legally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Ken... you left out the best part: The bull had been at stud for the past few days, and was really horny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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