Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 There was Rob, on his way to shop at Target (wife's birthday coming up and all, having been reminded of it many times by loyal forum members and his kids). ... Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from his mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... He was in a great mood, listening to his favourite Springsteen CD's, enoying a fave cigar, sipping a beer. ... And then ... He rear-ended a car. So there he was, alongside the road. Slowly the other driver gets out of the car that Rob has rear-ended, and well, you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get weird? Well, Rob takes a look at the other driver and he can't believe it. He looks again and he still could NOT believe it ... The other driver was a DWARF! Anyway, the dwarf storms over to Rob's car (Rob has got out by now and is standing by his car). The dwarf looks up at Rob and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, Rob looks down at him and says, 'Well, which one are you then?' . . . And that's when the frickin fight started . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I can't believe this to be true.......... You're saying that Rob remembered his wife's birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 » I can't believe this to be true.......... » » You're saying that Rob remembered his wife's birthday? i'll edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanaclub7 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I don't believe it either. I always heard that Rob never drove without a Rum and Coke in his sports bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 » I don't believe it either. I always heard that Rob never drove without a » Rum and Coke in his sports bottle. i forgot to mention that he had lost his licence again so was cutting back on his drink driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokum Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Ken...this is older than the Milk Duds in your underwear.:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 » Ken...this is older than the Milk Duds in your underwear.:-D was new to me. apols if i have fallen into the lisa school of rehashing bad old jokes. what's a milk dud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkz Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Old or not. This was the funniest sh** I´ve heard in weeks!!! By the way: According to Cosmo Kramer, they prefeer to be called "little people"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 » I don't believe it either. I always heard that Rob never drove without a » Rum and Coke in his sports bottle. Not only should it have been Rum and Coke but Springsteen isn't his favourite band. It is the other 'Spring' - Rick Springfield that he has playing in his car singing away...I wish that I had Jessie's girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I can't imagine why he wasn't Happy... "Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Moe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 » » I don't believe it either. I always heard that Rob never drove without » a » » Rum and Coke in his sports bottle. » » Not only should it have been Rum and Coke but Springsteen isn't his » favourite band. It is the other 'Spring' - Rick Springfield that he has » playing in his car singing away...I wish that I had Jessie's girl.... whereas everything else was exactly as it happened!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 That is sooooooo 80's Ken I think you need to update your Joke Book...... :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 i can't believe no one even wanted to know who won the fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 » i can't believe no one even wanted to know who won the fight! Oh, I thought the point of the story was to explain Rob's absence. I just assumed there were dwarf boot prints all over his rear, and that he was still in recovery at the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taino Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 » i can't believe no one even wanted to know who won the fight! I was thinking the same thing, what happend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatshotbud Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 » » i can't believe no one even wanted to know who won the fight! » » I was thinking the same thing, what happend? To a "Little Person" I would imagine Rob would make an excellent substitution for a speed bag --- Ouch!:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatshotbud Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 » I can't imagine why he wasn't Happy... » » » "Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Moe" at Shrink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokum Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 » » Ken...this is older than the Milk Duds in your underwear.:-D » » » was new to me. apols if i have fallen into the lisa school of rehashing » bad old jokes. » what's a milk dud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 » » » Ken...this is older than the Milk Duds in your underwear.:-D » » » » » » was new to me. apols if i have fallen into the lisa school of rehashing » » bad old jokes. » » what's a milk dud? » » not much the wiser? bird droppings in a box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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