Ken Gargett Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 MORNING SEX Mrs A was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Rob walked in; Mrs A turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." Now, given his many indiscretions (birthdays spring to mind), Rob's eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced Mrs A and then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards Mrs A said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, Rob asked, 'What was that all about?' Mrs A explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Colt45 Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 so what you're saying is that RA likes two minute eggs?
Tampa1257 Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 » so what you're saying is that RA likes two minute eggs? You must be giving RA a LOT of credit, I was thinking Mrs wanted 30 second eggs.............
wp2 Posted March 25, 2008 Posted March 25, 2008 » hahaha...that is just wrong What TexaSmoke said :-D
shrink Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 And what did you have for breakfast this morning, Ken?
Ken Gargett Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 » And what did you have for breakfast this morning, Ken? give up no information, they have nothing to use against you.
Ken Gargett Posted March 27, 2008 Author Posted March 27, 2008 » Ken....what have I ever done to you just seen this. unfortunately, i have to head off to russell's for dinner in 30 minutes so no time to answer but i still have tears from laughing so much at the protestations of innocence. and for anyone visiting mclaren vale, make sure you don't mis russell's. only opens two nights a week and he does gourmet pizza. but it is something special. work, work and more work. will it never end?
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