morning at the ayala household


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MORNING SEX

Mrs A was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

Rob walked in; Mrs A turned and said,

"You've got to make love to me this very moment." Now, given his many indiscretions (birthdays spring to mind), Rob's eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced Mrs A

and then gave it his all;

Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards Mrs A said,

'Thanks,'

and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, Rob asked,

'What was that all about?'

Mrs A explained,

'The egg timer's broken.'

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» Ken....what have I ever done to you :confused:

just seen this. unfortunately, i have to head off to russell's for dinner in 30 minutes so no time to answer but i still have tears from laughing so much at the protestations of innocence.

and for anyone visiting mclaren vale, make sure you don't mis russell's. only opens two nights a week and he does gourmet pizza. but it is something special. work, work and more work. will it never end?

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