Taking Bets on Ken

[El Presidente]

It has been 4-5 days since he has posted....so let's see who can get the reason right :cool:

Option A

Telstra (our largest Telco) has disconnected him due to constant whining and threats of legal action. He can't go back to Optus (our second largest Telco) because he owes them money and threatened to sue them previously.

Option B

Ken's mother has evicted him from the beach house due to non payment of rent and ongoing threats of legal action. Kens mobile broadband cannot connect from under the local bridge where he has taken up residence. Still the worst dressed under the bridge.

Option C

Ken has taken up a fully paid junket by the New Zealand Wine Industry extolling the virtues of Kiwi wines. His constant Kiwi Bashing performances here hide the fact that he is actualy an Aussie wine writer version of Benedict Arnold.

Option D

In completing his 6 weeks of wine tasting for his new book (Don't buy wine without me), he has fallen into a coma. Remember Ken....spit the wine ;-)

Option E

Ken has been on his first date in 25 years and has forsaken all interests outside of his new lovelife. No truth to the rumour the new love of his life comes with own inflator and puncture repair kit.

[SmokinLightning]

I'm calling a combinatin of B and E... Mother has evicted him due to unsavory sexual practices involving aforementioned synthetic sweetheart.

[Colt45]

All viable options...... from these, I choose option B. But I can't help but think that he

just might be up on Shangri-La-Di-Da Island with whats-is-name.

Dancing the night away, the two of them participating in untold debaucheries best not

described.

[havanaclub7]

» It has been 4-5 days since he has posted....so let's see who can get the

» reason right :cool:

»

» Option A

»

» Telstra (our largest Telco) has disconnected him due to constant whining

» and threats of legal action. He can't go back to Optus (our second largest

» Telco) because he owes them money and threatened to sue them previously.

»

» Option B

»

» Ken's mother has evicted him from the beach house due to non payment of

» rent and ongoing threats of legal action. Kens mobile broadband cannot

» connect from under the local bridge where he has taken up residence. Still

» the worst dressed under the bridge.

»

» Option C

»

» Ken has taken up a fully paid junket by the New Zealand Wine Industry

» extolling the virtues of Kiwi wines. His constant Kiwi Bashing

» performances here hide the fact that he is actualy an Aussie wine writer

» version of Benedict Arnold.

»

» Option D

»

» In completing his 6 weeks of wine tasting for his new book (Don't buy wine

» without me), he has fallen into a coma. Remember Ken....spit the wine ;-)

»

» Option E

»

» Ken has been on his first date in 25 years and has forsaken all interests

» outside of his new lovelife. No truth to the rumour the new love of his

» life comes with own inflator and puncture repair kit.

Option A -- definitely Option A!

[Smooth]

It's option C...

:-|

[anacostiakat]

Option E. Ken awakens still amorous after a night with his new beloved. Bites his beloved on the nip and she farts and flies out the window!

Ken is devastated. :cool:

[tigger]

I reckon it's a combination of C & E - He's in Christchurch swilling Kiwi wines with his woolly, redshewed lass.

Lamb on the streets, freak between the sheets, eh Ken? :wink:

[Ginseng]

C -> D -> A -> B -> E in that order :-D

Wilkey

[Ken Gargett]

charming. those on D are very close. for C, substitute the hunter for nz, i have been judging the annual show. don't miss the 05 shiraz and plenty of the 05 and 07 semillons.

i now have the direct line to upper level management for telstra (tho they have allocated me a south african, as i think they want to shield innocent aussies). but fear not, i plan on having a chat with them this morning.

have not had time for a cigar (managed one lovely punch SS2 last weekend) for ages. likely to be fairly quiet for a bit - have to catch up on all that the book made pile up - and the first trip to fraser in 8 days. i cannot wait. a different aspect of the ocean, a heap of cigars, time to go fishing, a heap of good wine, some mates, a few good books. actually, not sure why i have to leave home for that.

nice that you missed me.

ps - re C, there is much i love about kiwiland. terrific pinot (i did think that when they discovered sauv blanc could grow there that it was god's sense of humour, that they can do pinot is not so funny) and love some of the riesling.

and the trout. who could not overcome and forgive much for those trout. i'm still in sync with the blokes who put nz up for sale on ebay and the bloke who offered $3000 as long as he got vacant possesion.

[El Presidente]

Welcome back Ken :-D

You need to fit in a lunch shortly so we can try those 87 Davidoffs.

Sorry to add to your workload

[Ken Gargett]

» Welcome back Ken :-D

»

» You need to fit in a lunch shortly so we can try those 87 Davidoffs.

»

» Sorry to add to your workload

aiming for early sept post fraser? you might not be surprised to find that i had not forgotten. that extra age will be crucial.

and ps, talk about thin ice re E. if i wasn't a gentleman, and if i had any idea how to load those photos ....

[El Presidente]

»

» and ps, talk about thin ice re E. if i wasn't a gentleman, and if i had

» any idea how to load those photos ....

I don't take well to blackmail Ken. There is nothing in those photo's which are incriminating....just a little harmless dancing....some deep and meaningfull conversations......

[Well Armed]

What would FoH be without Ken? It would be like a Genios without its wrapper....

[Colt45]

» What would FoH be without Ken?

»

Or Siegfried without Roy.

[Cam]

haha!!

[BigSlick]

» » What would FoH be without Ken?

» »

» Or Siegfried without Roy.