Ken Gargett Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 this is reputedly a copy of a genuine letter recently forwarded by a k-mart manager to a customer in view of her husband's activities. 12 March 2005 Jon Walker Store Manager Kmart store 4855 Summit Ridge, Reno, NV, 89503 Mrs. Fenton 35 Rasmussen Street Moores Park, Reno, NV, 89503 Dear Mrs. Fenton, During the preceding 6 months our security staff has been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. The list below details his offences, all of which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copies on tape. We have repeatedly given your husband verbal warnings while he is in this store and he has subsequently ignored them. He replied to these warning with rudeness and the response “while the wife shops here I will come here too”. We are therefore forced to ban you, your husband and your family from this store. The following list details your husbands activates in this store over the past six months. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and watched what happened. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-buy. September 14: Moved a 'Caution -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite the in if they'll bring pillows. September 23: If any staff offers him assistance he begins to cry and asks, “Why can't you people just leave me alone?” October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it a mirror, and picked his nose. November 10: While in the gun department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna Look" using different size funnels. December 18: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" December 23: Went in the fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! John F. Walker Store Manager Kmart store 4855 Store Phone: (775) 746-4700 SUMMIT RIDGE, RENO, NV, 89503 Pharmacy Phone: (775) 746-3030 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 errrrr I have been known to have done some of those very same things, but I'm not going to tell you which ones, there are still a few on the list that I have wanted to do but just not yet had the opportunity........................ J/K:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olotti Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Seems to me nothing more than a little juvenile fun although he probably should refill his meds. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mailman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. that's hysterical!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGS714 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taino Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Crazy bugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Diggamus Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 LOL!!! Those are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 my fav was definitely 'pick me, pick me'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erol Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 very funny! I should let you guys know, that I saw the exact same e-mail or text, except without the K-mart manager, wife and husband when I worked retail in 2001. Someone just added the storemanager/letter stuff but still funny nonetheless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 lol awesome :-P some people i dunno.. im going to kmart tommorow :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wp2 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 That is some funny $hit, ken. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami101 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 This made my night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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