First Lady Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. How very true this is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Love it!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginseng Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Wilkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genevapics Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 You really need to be on stage. Good stuff... as usual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIGARHead Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 :-D Damn Lise, right outta Rob's playbook huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorscheC4S Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Who says women can't handle math.:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Honey Bunny... you have had too much time to doodle on the old order book! Luv U though. -P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josie67 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Too funny Lisa! P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrAlejandro Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 LMAO! that is funny :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Twain Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 The lady is not only beautiful, and kind as can be, she is wise and good with math. Is that enough asskissing to get 10% off my next order??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoodz Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 » The lady is not only beautiful, and kind as can be, she is wise and good with math. :-D :-D Man have I seen that theory in action and it works....I just can't get my lips to pucker up for some reason :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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